ShizamDaMan
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Yeah, we are. It's true. Just look at what we put the poor people at Minuteman Pizza up to:
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
My friends and I are jerks
- Thread starter ShizamDaMan
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Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
diablo
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So you and your friend had a good time taking turns eating a penis?
Funny picture.
Funny picture.
ShizamDaMan
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It was MANTASTIC!
But seriously, that thing was undercooked due to it's girth. It's still in the fridge. Oh the havoc I could cause with a phallus-shaped lump of sausage meat
ThreeStorms
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I'll never eat pizza again.
Warning to all DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE IF YOU LIKE PIZZA!!
Yeah, I am a sensitive one
Warning to all DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE IF YOU LIKE PIZZA!!
Yeah, I am a sensitive one
Jake-inator
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:crackup:
That is the most disgusting, sick, twisted, joke i've ever seen. Congrats.
That is the most disgusting, sick, twisted, joke i've ever seen. Congrats.
ShizamDaMan
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Nah, I actually used a faux-German voice when I ordered the pizza. Think the yellow plutonian from Aqua Teen. I told them my name was Gunter Wernon, pronouncing the W as a V in my best imitation of an accent. So they just put it as Vernon.