“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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My friends and I are jerks

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ShizamDaMan

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Yeah, we are. It's true. Just look at what we put the poor people at Minuteman Pizza up to:

 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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ShizamDaMan

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Originally posted by diablo
So you and your friend had a good time taking turns eating a penis?

Funny picture.
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It was MANTASTIC!

But seriously, that thing was undercooked due to it's girth. It's still in the fridge. Oh the havoc I could cause with a phallus-shaped lump of sausage meat :rolleyes:
 
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I'll never eat pizza again.
Warning to all DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE IF YOU LIKE PIZZA!!
Yeah, I am a sensitive one :)
 
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Is this WS?
 
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:crackup:

That is the most disgusting, sick, twisted, joke i've ever seen. Congrats.
 
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Originally posted by Skel
Shiza is that vernon, CT?
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Nah, I actually used a faux-German voice when I ordered the pizza. Think the yellow plutonian from Aqua Teen. I told them my name was Gunter Wernon, pronouncing the W as a V in my best imitation of an accent. So they just put it as Vernon.
 
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