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field trip tom at a museum, what could be some good jokes or ways to make it fun?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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btw is it possible to make out with a girl in one day? I first saw her on mon she kept looking at me the moment i walked into the room. Then today I sat next to her, honestly didnt feel like talking but after saying bless you 2wice i asked her if she was going to museum and when she said yeah i handed her my fone and said let me get your #. after exchanging #s I asked her what i missed last week then walked the opposite way. idk had a great opportunity today but i really didnt feel it today. any advice b4 tom would help
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uh one with exhibits of ancient scultpures
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Damian
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Either that, or you can actually have interest in what's going on. Museums are fun places if you're with the right kinds of people. Comment on what you think of the artwork. Tell her what you think is cool. Crack jokes if you need to. Just remember to keep her close, have her hold your hand or your arm as you walk through.
In Motion
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Dont make too many lameass jokes, a few are ok but when you start complaining about everyting and calling everything fugly and saying that the artist was drunk out of his mind its just plain annoying.
Yes, do keep close to her throughout the tour. There should be many easy convo-starters there, even times when u can assert ur opinions. This can make kino easier, leaning in, put your hand on her back and point at something you are describing (or keep her guessing but kino anyways) 
You'll probably brush against her if you stay close while in a group.
You'll probably brush against her if you stay close while in a group.