"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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guayaballer

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field trip tom at a museum, what could be some good jokes or ways to make it fun?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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guayaballer

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btw is it possible to make out with a girl in one day? I first saw her on mon she kept looking at me the moment i walked into the room. Then today I sat next to her, honestly didnt feel like talking but after saying bless you 2wice i asked her if she was going to museum and when she said yeah i handed her my fone and said let me get your #. after exchanging #s I asked her what i missed last week then walked the opposite way. idk had a great opportunity today but i really didnt feel it today. any advice b4 tom would help
 

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hmm, just make fun of **** that looks funny, i cant really tell you anything except everything around you can be made into a joke
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Damian

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Either that, or you can actually have interest in what's going on. Museums are fun places if you're with the right kinds of people. Comment on what you think of the artwork. Tell her what you think is cool. Crack jokes if you need to. Just remember to keep her close, have her hold your hand or your arm as you walk through.
 

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Dont make too many lameass jokes, a few are ok but when you start complaining about everyting and calling everything fugly and saying that the artist was drunk out of his mind its just plain annoying.
 

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Yes, do keep close to her throughout the tour. There should be many easy convo-starters there, even times when u can assert ur opinions. This can make kino easier, leaning in, put your hand on her back and point at something you are describing (or keep her guessing but kino anyways) ;) You'll probably brush against her if you stay close while in a group.
 
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