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field trip tom at a museum, what could be some good jokes or ways to make it fun?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
guayaballer
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btw is it possible to make out with a girl in one day? I first saw her on mon she kept looking at me the moment i walked into the room. Then today I sat next to her, honestly didnt feel like talking but after saying bless you 2wice i asked her if she was going to museum and when she said yeah i handed her my fone and said let me get your #. after exchanging #s I asked her what i missed last week then walked the opposite way. idk had a great opportunity today but i really didnt feel it today. any advice b4 tom would help
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uh one with exhibits of ancient scultpures
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Damian
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Either that, or you can actually have interest in what's going on. Museums are fun places if you're with the right kinds of people. Comment on what you think of the artwork. Tell her what you think is cool. Crack jokes if you need to. Just remember to keep her close, have her hold your hand or your arm as you walk through.
In Motion
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Dont make too many lameass jokes, a few are ok but when you start complaining about everyting and calling everything fugly and saying that the artist was drunk out of his mind its just plain annoying.
Yes, do keep close to her throughout the tour. There should be many easy convo-starters there, even times when u can assert ur opinions. This can make kino easier, leaning in, put your hand on her back and point at something you are describing (or keep her guessing but kino anyways) 
You'll probably brush against her if you stay close while in a group.
You'll probably brush against her if you stay close while in a group.