guayaballer
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field trip tom at a museum, what could be some good jokes or ways to make it fun?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
guayaballer
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btw is it possible to make out with a girl in one day? I first saw her on mon she kept looking at me the moment i walked into the room. Then today I sat next to her, honestly didnt feel like talking but after saying bless you 2wice i asked her if she was going to museum and when she said yeah i handed her my fone and said let me get your #. after exchanging #s I asked her what i missed last week then walked the opposite way. idk had a great opportunity today but i really didnt feel it today. any advice b4 tom would help
guayaballer
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uh one with exhibits of ancient scultpures
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Damian
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Either that, or you can actually have interest in what's going on. Museums are fun places if you're with the right kinds of people. Comment on what you think of the artwork. Tell her what you think is cool. Crack jokes if you need to. Just remember to keep her close, have her hold your hand or your arm as you walk through.
In Motion
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Dont make too many lameass jokes, a few are ok but when you start complaining about everyting and calling everything fugly and saying that the artist was drunk out of his mind its just plain annoying.
Yes, do keep close to her throughout the tour. There should be many easy convo-starters there, even times when u can assert ur opinions. This can make kino easier, leaning in, put your hand on her back and point at something you are describing (or keep her guessing but kino anyways) 
You'll probably brush against her if you stay close while in a group.
You'll probably brush against her if you stay close while in a group.