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field trip tom at a museum, what could be some good jokes or ways to make it fun?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Museum
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
guayaballer
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btw is it possible to make out with a girl in one day? I first saw her on mon she kept looking at me the moment i walked into the room. Then today I sat next to her, honestly didnt feel like talking but after saying bless you 2wice i asked her if she was going to museum and when she said yeah i handed her my fone and said let me get your #. after exchanging #s I asked her what i missed last week then walked the opposite way. idk had a great opportunity today but i really didnt feel it today. any advice b4 tom would help
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uh one with exhibits of ancient scultpures
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Damian
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Either that, or you can actually have interest in what's going on. Museums are fun places if you're with the right kinds of people. Comment on what you think of the artwork. Tell her what you think is cool. Crack jokes if you need to. Just remember to keep her close, have her hold your hand or your arm as you walk through.
In Motion
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Dont make too many lameass jokes, a few are ok but when you start complaining about everyting and calling everything fugly and saying that the artist was drunk out of his mind its just plain annoying.
Yes, do keep close to her throughout the tour. There should be many easy convo-starters there, even times when u can assert ur opinions. This can make kino easier, leaning in, put your hand on her back and point at something you are describing (or keep her guessing but kino anyways) 
You'll probably brush against her if you stay close while in a group.
You'll probably brush against her if you stay close while in a group.