"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"

The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.

Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.

Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.

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Moving out to Cali soon

aBAzLLnA

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Wassup playas,

My dad's company is being bought out by some company in Cali near silicon valley. So, our family is probably going to move out to San Jose by the end of this summer, which is ok with me (better weather in Cali than Mass).

Was wondering, how many of y'all are from the Cali area? Or more specifically, San Jose?

~ivan
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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WaterTiger

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DUUUUUUDE! You're gonna love it out here!

I'm in San Francisco, just up the road. We got sunny days, cool nights and TONS of things to do and see. Bring your shades and suntan lotion.
 

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California!!! The best state in the US of A!! I'm in So Cal though, the weather up north is better than Mass, but still doesn't compare to So Cal!!! :D



PIMP
 

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Haha, y'all are already making me get psyched. I have one more year of school in Mass then I'm headed west for the summer.

~ivan
 

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I live in Newark, about 20 mins north of San Jose. Actually, I moved here from San Jose about a year ago. Lived in SJ for about 5 years.

You're in luck. The weather is great overall and there is always something to do out here. And I love the variety of people.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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California Love

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I live right next to SJ. You're going to notice a lot more minorities and some pretty bad driving, but the weather is great year round and there are plenty of hot chicks around.
 

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Dude, SOCAL is HB7-9 HEAVEN. It's warm over there so girls are always dressing like they're on the beach most of the time. There seems to be more blondes down there too!
 

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Blondes...bleeeeeh!

I much prefer dark features. Asians and Latinas are the good stuff, man!
 

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Originally posted by Soma
Blondes...bleeeeeh!

I much prefer dark features. Asians and Latinas are the good stuff, man!

Seconded. Though I think the Asian and Latin girls on the West Coast are hit and miss. Some are gorgeous, most I'd probably wipe my ass with. The blondes in Cali are seriously overrated too - half of them are bottle blondes. If you're talking blondes, take your ass to Northern Europe - coz that's where it's at! Mmmmm! ;)
 

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San Jose is in the south? I thought it was more Mid-Cali... But I really can't wait to check out the girls...

Are there a lotta pool halls down there? Cuz i'm gonna need to satisfy my fix.

~ivan
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hey, i live in los gatos.

its less than10 minutes from san jose.

where are u gonna go to school?


and im not sure about pool halls.

i dont know of any
 

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Well, I'm going to finish my sr. year in massachusetts, but I will be in San Jose next summer.

~ivan
 

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Yeah, SJ is about in the middle although if you want to get technical the whole bay area is more like upper-middle therefore known as Nor Cal.

Oh one thing you should be aware of....don't EVER, and I mean, EVER, wear Reeboks around here. You do, and it's over, man. Serious shiet goes down when you wear Reeboks out here.
 

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LOL, what the fvck? :D Reeboks? Care to explain yourself?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What the hell?? LOL No reeboks? Even if they're bball shoes??

~ivan
 

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Sounds like you wear Reeboks. Dont...or you're definitely gonna get a beatdown out here by the NTR (Nike Thug Revolution).
 

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Nah, I don't wear Reeboks, but being prejudice against a shoe company?? What the hell? If it were Nike, I'd understand...

~ivan
 

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Ok, this farce has gone on long enough. How long do you plan on keeping this up, Jakethesnake? There is no such thing as the Nike Thug Revolution. Jake was just messin with ya. I live out here and know for a fact they don't exist. Good try though, had us going for a bit!

-Soma
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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