"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Most annoying sayings/verbal cliches?
- Thread starter Hair stylist
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ThunderMaverick
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I hate when people use the word, "synergy" also.
I f*cking hate that word! Some yuppie bullsh!t word to replace an already adequate word: cooperation.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Yeah, my teacher in high school forbid us from using that word. He actually would take a letter grade off of papers if he saw it in there.KarmaSutra said:
He would fail people for using it as well. I remember my midterm was a 69 for that class as well.
I NEVER use that label seriously. I only use that word with people that dislikes me like my girlfriends roommate. She wanted to date me, lost out, and now wishes that I wouldn't come over. Sucks to be her *jabs Ken785 in the eye with stick*Purple-Haze said:
comic_relief
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
SilverSonnet
Senior Don Juan
I hate it when people say..Your mum. I'm like...yeah, what about her?
blackomen
Don Juan
"Talk the talk"
"Emo"
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Fukken A man.DJDamage said:
Remember kids. . .
This thread is about cliches and what not. If you'll recall, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result, so don't expect the vast majority of these expressions to go anywhere anytime soon. We first have to take care of this, that, and the other thing with these cliches before we can move on to over-used euphemisms, colloquialisms, double entendres, and asinine acronyms that somehow survived this cliche day of infamy.
There's no 'I' in 'team', so let's not put the cart before the horse and try to get too far outside the box. For all intents and purposes, I think we can git 'er done quickly if we just do it.
michaelhctam
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"You're Almost there!"
"No offence, but..."
"Is it just me or is it x?"
"0o0o0o!! You got burned/rinsed/gutted!"
"You wanna fight?!" or "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!"
"00O00O X is getting pissed off now!"
"At least you tried....".
"Its ok, you did your best".
I FUKIN' HATE THOSE!
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
"I'm different from all the other girls/guys. I do [add activity]..."
comic_relief
KarmaSutra
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"I love you."
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.