"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Most annoying sayings/verbal cliches?

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At the end of the day, this thread is a perfect storm of cliche's.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"same ____time, same____channel"


I hate when people use the word, "synergy" also.


I f*cking hate that word! Some yuppie bullsh!t word to replace an already adequate word: cooperation.
 
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KarmaSutra said:
This has got to be the worst word in our language. I absolutely loathe anyone who prefaces every other word with: "like".

I fvcking hate it with a passion.
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Yeah, my teacher in high school forbid us from using that word. He actually would take a letter grade off of papers if he saw it in there.

He would fail people for using it as well. I remember my midterm was a 69 for that class as well.

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BFFs for life!!!

This annoys me a great deal. The people who profess this BS are precisely the ones that go around spewing lies about their supposed "BF".

I hate labels like that. You are just setting yourself up for a fall!
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I NEVER use that label seriously. I only use that word with people that dislikes me like my girlfriends roommate. She wanted to date me, lost out, and now wishes that I wouldn't come over. Sucks to be her *jabs Ken785 in the eye with stick*

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"You are bitter!", "You're a uh.. you're a misogynist!". Those irk me every time I hear them said to anyone.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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comic_relief said:
He would fail people for using it as well. I remember my midterm was a 69 for that class as well.


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You mean your teacher in HS made you 69 him for your mid-term test :D ?
 
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I cringe at the phrase, "He/She is good people". Unless they're schizo, they are a good person.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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When you come to work on monday and you aren't feeling really well and someone says: " Sounds like someone has a case of the monday's"

I believe you should get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
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Fukken A man. :up:

Remember kids. . .

This thread is about cliches and what not. If you'll recall, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result, so don't expect the vast majority of these expressions to go anywhere anytime soon. We first have to take care of this, that, and the other thing with these cliches before we can move on to over-used euphemisms, colloquialisms, double entendres, and asinine acronyms that somehow survived this cliche day of infamy.

There's no 'I' in 'team', so let's not put the cart before the horse and try to get too far outside the box. For all intents and purposes, I think we can git 'er done quickly if we just do it.
 
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"(Just) my 2 cents"
"Keep It Simple Stupid"

I'm feeling irritated now that i wrote them down. :nervous:
 
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I can't believe I forgot this one:

Be yourself.
 
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How'bout "Great post"?
There are few threads that the "Great post" chorus misses. :)

Addon: "Do it NOW!" / "NOW is the moment!" / "<bla> NOW <bla>" -> greatly overused
 
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"Come on, you can do it!"

"You're Almost there!"

"No offence, but..."

"Is it just me or is it x?"

"0o0o0o!! You got burned/rinsed/gutted!"

"You wanna fight?!" or "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!"

"00O00O X is getting pissed off now!"

"At least you tried....".

"Its ok, you did your best".

I FUKIN' HATE THOSE!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Everybody says this one:

"I'm different from all the other girls/guys. I do [add activity]..."

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Phone rings.

Me: Hello?

some douche: "who is this?" or " who you?"

....motha****er YOU called ME!!!!!!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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