"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Timbaland Apologize is the latest crap

The true Sosuave player song is 3-6Mafia Late Night Tip
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Thank you for loving me - Bon Jovi
 

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"I Miss You" by Incubus:

"To see you when I wake up
Is a gift I didn't think could be real
To know that you feel the same as I do
Is a three-fold utopian dream

You do something to me that I can't explain
So would I be out of line if I said
I miss you?

I see your picture
I smell your skin on the empty pillow next to mine
You have only been gone ten days
But already I'm wasting away
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon
But I need you to know that I care
And I miss you"

Oh yeah, Linkin Park sucks balls. Talk about a band wagon front running teeny bopper band that tries to disguise themselves as real and having street cred.
 

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You know, I'm immensely proud I've never heard of 99% of the bands/singers you've all mentioned.

Got a bit of Rainbow on now - Man On The Silver Mountain.

"I'm a wheel, a wheel, I roll I can feel, and you can't stop me turning,
I'm the sun, the sun, I move I can run, and you can't stop me burning.."

:D
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Warboss Alex said:
You know, I'm immensely proud I've never heard of 99% of the bands/singers you've all mentioned.

Got a bit of Rainbow on now - Man On The Silver Mountain.

"I'm a wheel, a wheel, I roll I can feel, and you can't stop me turning,
I'm the sun, the sun, I move I can run, and you can't stop me burning.."

:D
Well Warboss you've narrowed your age to somewhere in the mid to late thirties. Any of my friends who listen to Rainbow are within that age bracket.

Another piece of the puzzle falls into place.
 

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Warboss Alex said:
You know, I'm immensely proud I've never heard of 99% of the bands/singers you've all mentioned.

Got a bit of Rainbow on now - Man On The Silver Mountain.

"I'm a wheel, a wheel, I roll I can feel, and you can't stop me turning,
I'm the sun, the sun, I move I can run, and you can't stop me burning.."

:D
Maybe if I listen to the same music as Alex I will grow faster...

**downloads the Rainbow discography**
 

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yeah well nsync has some DJ songs like Bye Bye Bye and so does the Backstreet Boys. Not saying they dont have afc songs who knows maybe they're sending mixed signals..
DonJuan11 said:
Who the heck is James Blunt?
How is Sweet Child of Mine AFC? That song rocks hard at the end.

AFC - This I Promise You - NSync

DJ Song - B-ches Ain't S--t by Dr. Dre
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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haha the pharcyde - passin me by

but it's a west coast classic
 

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a better focus would be to find something on the other end of the spectrum- to continue to list every chump song is counter productive
 

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this thread cracks me up lmao :crackup:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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AFC: Cheap Trick - I Want You To Want Me

DJ: The Four Seasons - Walk Like A Man
 

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crawfordicon said:
What are the most AFC songs ever written? I heard Maroon Five's She Will Be Loved on the radio today, and I couldn't believe just how AFC this song is. I was never a huge fan of the song when it was really big, but, certainly now, it just reeks of AFC-ness.
That song is about a guy who is on his way to a severe ass beating by a pissed off boyfriend.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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