"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Most AFC Songs

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Timbaland Apologize is the latest crap

The true Sosuave player song is 3-6Mafia Late Night Tip
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Thank you for loving me - Bon Jovi
 

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"I Miss You" by Incubus:

"To see you when I wake up
Is a gift I didn't think could be real
To know that you feel the same as I do
Is a three-fold utopian dream

You do something to me that I can't explain
So would I be out of line if I said
I miss you?

I see your picture
I smell your skin on the empty pillow next to mine
You have only been gone ten days
But already I'm wasting away
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon
But I need you to know that I care
And I miss you"

Oh yeah, Linkin Park sucks balls. Talk about a band wagon front running teeny bopper band that tries to disguise themselves as real and having street cred.
 

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You know, I'm immensely proud I've never heard of 99% of the bands/singers you've all mentioned.

Got a bit of Rainbow on now - Man On The Silver Mountain.

"I'm a wheel, a wheel, I roll I can feel, and you can't stop me turning,
I'm the sun, the sun, I move I can run, and you can't stop me burning.."

:D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Warboss Alex said:
You know, I'm immensely proud I've never heard of 99% of the bands/singers you've all mentioned.

Got a bit of Rainbow on now - Man On The Silver Mountain.

"I'm a wheel, a wheel, I roll I can feel, and you can't stop me turning,
I'm the sun, the sun, I move I can run, and you can't stop me burning.."

:D
Well Warboss you've narrowed your age to somewhere in the mid to late thirties. Any of my friends who listen to Rainbow are within that age bracket.

Another piece of the puzzle falls into place.
 

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Warboss Alex said:
You know, I'm immensely proud I've never heard of 99% of the bands/singers you've all mentioned.

Got a bit of Rainbow on now - Man On The Silver Mountain.

"I'm a wheel, a wheel, I roll I can feel, and you can't stop me turning,
I'm the sun, the sun, I move I can run, and you can't stop me burning.."

:D
Maybe if I listen to the same music as Alex I will grow faster...

**downloads the Rainbow discography**
 

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yeah well nsync has some DJ songs like Bye Bye Bye and so does the Backstreet Boys. Not saying they dont have afc songs who knows maybe they're sending mixed signals..
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Who the heck is James Blunt?
How is Sweet Child of Mine AFC? That song rocks hard at the end.

AFC - This I Promise You - NSync

DJ Song - B-ches Ain't S--t by Dr. Dre
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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haha the pharcyde - passin me by

but it's a west coast classic
 

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a better focus would be to find something on the other end of the spectrum- to continue to list every chump song is counter productive
 

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this thread cracks me up lmao :crackup:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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AFC: Cheap Trick - I Want You To Want Me

DJ: The Four Seasons - Walk Like A Man
 

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crawfordicon said:
What are the most AFC songs ever written? I heard Maroon Five's She Will Be Loved on the radio today, and I couldn't believe just how AFC this song is. I was never a huge fan of the song when it was really big, but, certainly now, it just reeks of AFC-ness.
That song is about a guy who is on his way to a severe ass beating by a pissed off boyfriend.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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