Moofahsa
Senior Don Juan
Timbaland Apologize is the latest crap
The true Sosuave player song is 3-6Mafia Late Night Tip
The true Sosuave player song is 3-6Mafia Late Night Tip
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Most AFC Songs
- Thread starter crawfordicon
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
smooth guy
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Thank you for loving me - Bon Jovi
KarmaSutra
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Anything by Keith Sweat.
"I Miss You" by Incubus:
"To see you when I wake up
Is a gift I didn't think could be real
To know that you feel the same as I do
Is a three-fold utopian dream
You do something to me that I can't explain
So would I be out of line if I said
I miss you?
I see your picture
I smell your skin on the empty pillow next to mine
You have only been gone ten days
But already I'm wasting away
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon
But I need you to know that I care
And I miss you"
Oh yeah, Linkin Park sucks balls. Talk about a band wagon front running teeny bopper band that tries to disguise themselves as real and having street cred.
"To see you when I wake up
Is a gift I didn't think could be real
To know that you feel the same as I do
Is a three-fold utopian dream
You do something to me that I can't explain
So would I be out of line if I said
I miss you?
I see your picture
I smell your skin on the empty pillow next to mine
You have only been gone ten days
But already I'm wasting away
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon
But I need you to know that I care
And I miss you"
Oh yeah, Linkin Park sucks balls. Talk about a band wagon front running teeny bopper band that tries to disguise themselves as real and having street cred.
Warboss Alex
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You know, I'm immensely proud I've never heard of 99% of the bands/singers you've all mentioned.
Got a bit of Rainbow on now - Man On The Silver Mountain.
"I'm a wheel, a wheel, I roll I can feel, and you can't stop me turning,
I'm the sun, the sun, I move I can run, and you can't stop me burning.."
Got a bit of Rainbow on now - Man On The Silver Mountain.
"I'm a wheel, a wheel, I roll I can feel, and you can't stop me turning,
I'm the sun, the sun, I move I can run, and you can't stop me burning.."
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
KarmaSutra
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Well Warboss you've narrowed your age to somewhere in the mid to late thirties. Any of my friends who listen to Rainbow are within that age bracket.Warboss Alex said:You know, I'm immensely proud I've never heard of 99% of the bands/singers you've all mentioned.
Got a bit of Rainbow on now - Man On The Silver Mountain.
"I'm a wheel, a wheel, I roll I can feel, and you can't stop me turning,
I'm the sun, the sun, I move I can run, and you can't stop me burning.."
Another piece of the puzzle falls into place.
Maybe if I listen to the same music as Alex I will grow faster...Warboss Alex said:You know, I'm immensely proud I've never heard of 99% of the bands/singers you've all mentioned.
Got a bit of Rainbow on now - Man On The Silver Mountain.
"I'm a wheel, a wheel, I roll I can feel, and you can't stop me turning,
I'm the sun, the sun, I move I can run, and you can't stop me burning.."
**downloads the Rainbow discography**
Warboss Alex
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Wishbone Ash now.
Argus!
Argus!
weakepedea
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yeah well nsync has some DJ songs like Bye Bye Bye and so does the Backstreet Boys. Not saying they dont have afc songs who knows maybe they're sending mixed signals..
DonJuan11 said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
ready123
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haha the pharcyde - passin me by
but it's a west coast classic
but it's a west coast classic
DismantleRepair
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Anything by Dashboard Confessional.
weakepedea
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anything country that hasn't been influenced by rap.. well that too.
Tony Montana2004
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a better focus would be to find something on the other end of the spectrum- to continue to list every chump song is counter productive
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Poonani Maker
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DJ - Rascal Flatts' new song Winner at a Losing Game http://youtube.com/watch?v=CqiT-3A6qak
JoseJalapenos
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haha, just had to register to contribute 2 of the worst :
Stevie Wonder, I just called to say I love you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY45DkaP9Ls
Lionel Richie, Hello
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZcqBgCS74
Stevie Wonder, I just called to say I love you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY45DkaP9Ls
Lionel Richie, Hello
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZcqBgCS74
don piccolo
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that was pure pain
G_I_A_B_F: that is the the most cringe-worthy video I have ever seen. and those band members are pre-pubescent, they should be busy playing football and video games, not crying over girls!girl_in_a_boy_forum said:
RockAndRollRefugee
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AFC: Cheap Trick - I Want You To Want Me
DJ: The Four Seasons - Walk Like A Man
DJ: The Four Seasons - Walk Like A Man
JackPrescott
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That song is about a guy who is on his way to a severe ass beating by a pissed off boyfriend.crawfordicon said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.