"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Most AFC Songs
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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Canadian Catnip said:
That's a GUY singing!?
I thought it was some old, fat, ugly dyke!When I heard this song in a drugstore, I wanted to trash the place!
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Bible_Belt said:
Yeah, but he's got GREAT hair!
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So much of the stuff from the emo movement just sums up AFC style music.
Gangster Of Love
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Not even close, professor. Richard Marx wrote that one about his wife, who he's been married to for 20 years now. That song is just guilty of having been overplayed it was painful, back when most of you were in diapers.Bible_Belt said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Gangster Of Love
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Mike Tyson killed Mary.
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That song, "Can't Live (if living is without you)," --the one Mariah Carey covered--but the original, is a major wussbaggishness!
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thursday said:
You've got a point.
I can say that I've got Wasp's first album playing a lot lately. I find that very DJ encouraging.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
"The Reason" by Hoobustank:
I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
That's why I need you to hear
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you (x4)
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
That's why I need you to hear
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you (x4)
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
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amen. it's just like usa covering britney spears & who's the baby daddy of anna nichole smith 24/7 instead of things like the war or anything else.thursday said:
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Honey Come Home- Glen Campbell
I Can't Stop Loving You- Ray Charles
2 out of 3- Meatloaf
Honey Come Home- Glen Campbell
I Can't Stop Loving You- Ray Charles
2 out of 3- Meatloaf
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
oh gosh I hate James Blunt. I wish he really would kill himself. The reason that song is so wbAFC is because he gets obsessed with a girl he hasn't even met, based solely on her looks!
How about that new hit by Elliot Yamin? ("Wait for You")
How about that new hit by Elliot Yamin? ("Wait for You")
drummer
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Better Than Me by Hinder. Case Closed with the opening line.. "I think you can do much better than me"
Billy Talent - Surrender (and it gets played heavy on Canadian radio)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RVeCoxeAq84
- It's like a rock song about understanding oneself being an AFC, but not understanding or wanting to fix it.
And this song...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RVeCoxeAq84
- It's like a rock song about understanding oneself being an AFC, but not understanding or wanting to fix it.
And this song...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
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james blunt is an poster boy for AFC behavior, YUK!!!!!
i wish there was concrete down there instead of water
what a maggot
i wish there was concrete down there instead of water
what a maggot
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.