"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Most AFC Songs

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Bible_Belt said:
None more AFC.

Oh, yeah?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDTAqsMNEM
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Not even close, professor. Richard Marx wrote that one about his wife, who he's been married to for 20 years now. That song is just guilty of having been overplayed it was painful, back when most of you were in diapers.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Funny, I didn't follow the link but I guessed it might be Marx. I bet he did kill that girl in his other song.
 
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Mike Tyson killed Mary.
 
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Absolutely laughable. Instead of wasting time figuring out what songs are 'AFC', how about figuring out that discussing such things in the first place makes you an 'AFC'.

Because true DJ's don't sit around bad mouthing things.
 
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That song, "Can't Live (if living is without you)," --the one Mariah Carey covered--but the original, is a major wussbaggishness!
 
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thursday said:
Absolutely laughable. Instead of wasting time figuring out what songs are 'AFC', how about figuring out that discussing such things in the first place makes you an 'AFC'.

Because true DJ's don't sit around bad mouthing things.
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You've got a point.


I can say that I've got Wasp's first album playing a lot lately. I find that very DJ encouraging.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"The Reason" by Hoobustank:

I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you

I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
That's why I need you to hear

I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you (x4)

I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you

I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
 
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One of my exes used to live with Blackie Lawless. Huuuge penis.
 
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thursday said:
Absolutely laughable. Instead of wasting time figuring out what songs are 'AFC', how about figuring out that discussing such things in the first place makes you an 'AFC'.

Because true DJ's don't sit around bad mouthing things.
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Ah, loosen up dude, this is just one of those fun TGIF threads. Relax. :rolleyes:
 
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thursday said:
Absolutely laughable. Instead of wasting time figuring out what songs are 'AFC', how about figuring out that discussing such things in the first place makes you an 'AFC'.

Because true DJ's don't sit around bad mouthing things.
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amen. it's just like usa covering britney spears & who's the baby daddy of anna nichole smith 24/7 instead of things like the war or anything else.
 
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AFC
Honey Come Home- Glen Campbell
I Can't Stop Loving You- Ray Charles
2 out of 3- Meatloaf
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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oh gosh I hate James Blunt. I wish he really would kill himself. The reason that song is so wbAFC is because he gets obsessed with a girl he hasn't even met, based solely on her looks!

How about that new hit by Elliot Yamin? ("Wait for You")
 
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james blunt is an poster boy for AFC behavior, YUK!!!!!

i wish there was concrete down there instead of water


what a maggot
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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