MacAvoy
Banned
Ever wake up with your c0ck so hard it hurts? Why does it get that hard when your sleeping but not at other times?
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Morning glory
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
i hate it when you wake up with morning wood at 7, and it won't go down before you make it to work at 8:30
of course then i'd get to work and it would just happen to be official "show off your ass" day for the women, so i'd end up having wood until noon.
of course then i'd get to work and it would just happen to be official "show off your ass" day for the women, so i'd end up having wood until noon.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Butthead: He has morning wood.
Beavis: Morning wood is cool.
Butthead: Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.
http://members.fortunecity.com/pom69/sounds1.html
Beavis: Morning wood is cool.
Butthead: Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.
http://members.fortunecity.com/pom69/sounds1.html
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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What I hate most is you can't take a pee properly, cuz your d!ck is so stiff. You have to kneel down or sit down.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Le Parisien
Master Don Juan
Yeah that's SO TRUE !!!
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MacAvoy
Banned
HAA HAA too funny, I usually bend over so much that my head is almost in the toilet so I can aim down.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
ah man, I thought you started a thread about morning glory seeds
reyalp
Master Don Juan
the urinals at work are great for the morning wood, that's why i used to wait to take a piss until i got to work