MacAvoy
Banned
Ever wake up with your c0ck so hard it hurts? Why does it get that hard when your sleeping but not at other times?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Morning glory
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
i hate it when you wake up with morning wood at 7, and it won't go down before you make it to work at 8:30
of course then i'd get to work and it would just happen to be official "show off your ass" day for the women, so i'd end up having wood until noon.
of course then i'd get to work and it would just happen to be official "show off your ass" day for the women, so i'd end up having wood until noon.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Butthead: He has morning wood.
Beavis: Morning wood is cool.
Butthead: Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.
http://members.fortunecity.com/pom69/sounds1.html
Beavis: Morning wood is cool.
Butthead: Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.
http://members.fortunecity.com/pom69/sounds1.html
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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What I hate most is you can't take a pee properly, cuz your d!ck is so stiff. You have to kneel down or sit down.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Le Parisien
Master Don Juan
Yeah that's SO TRUE !!!
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MacAvoy
Banned
HAA HAA too funny, I usually bend over so much that my head is almost in the toilet so I can aim down.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
ah man, I thought you started a thread about morning glory seeds
reyalp
Master Don Juan
the urinals at work are great for the morning wood, that's why i used to wait to take a piss until i got to work