MacAvoy
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Ever wake up with your c0ck so hard it hurts? Why does it get that hard when your sleeping but not at other times?
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Morning glory
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reyalp
Master Don Juan
i hate it when you wake up with morning wood at 7, and it won't go down before you make it to work at 8:30
of course then i'd get to work and it would just happen to be official "show off your ass" day for the women, so i'd end up having wood until noon.
of course then i'd get to work and it would just happen to be official "show off your ass" day for the women, so i'd end up having wood until noon.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Butthead: He has morning wood.
Beavis: Morning wood is cool.
Butthead: Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.
http://members.fortunecity.com/pom69/sounds1.html
Beavis: Morning wood is cool.
Butthead: Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.
http://members.fortunecity.com/pom69/sounds1.html
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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What I hate most is you can't take a pee properly, cuz your d!ck is so stiff. You have to kneel down or sit down.
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
Le Parisien
Master Don Juan
Yeah that's SO TRUE !!!
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MacAvoy
Banned
HAA HAA too funny, I usually bend over so much that my head is almost in the toilet so I can aim down.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
ah man, I thought you started a thread about morning glory seeds
reyalp
Master Don Juan
the urinals at work are great for the morning wood, that's why i used to wait to take a piss until i got to work