MacAvoy
Banned
Ever wake up with your c0ck so hard it hurts? Why does it get that hard when your sleeping but not at other times?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Morning glory
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
i hate it when you wake up with morning wood at 7, and it won't go down before you make it to work at 8:30
of course then i'd get to work and it would just happen to be official "show off your ass" day for the women, so i'd end up having wood until noon.
of course then i'd get to work and it would just happen to be official "show off your ass" day for the women, so i'd end up having wood until noon.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Butthead: He has morning wood.
Beavis: Morning wood is cool.
Butthead: Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.
http://members.fortunecity.com/pom69/sounds1.html
Beavis: Morning wood is cool.
Butthead: Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.
http://members.fortunecity.com/pom69/sounds1.html
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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What I hate most is you can't take a pee properly, cuz your d!ck is so stiff. You have to kneel down or sit down.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Le Parisien
Master Don Juan
Yeah that's SO TRUE !!!
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MacAvoy
Banned
HAA HAA too funny, I usually bend over so much that my head is almost in the toilet so I can aim down.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
ah man, I thought you started a thread about morning glory seeds
reyalp
Master Don Juan
the urinals at work are great for the morning wood, that's why i used to wait to take a piss until i got to work