Morning glory

[MacAvoy]

Ever wake up with your c0ck so hard it hurts? Why does it get that hard when your sleeping but not at other times?

 

[Soprano]

yeah

i feel like i have to masterbate then

but i dont wanna :'(

 

[reyalp]

i hate it when you wake up with morning wood at 7, and it won't go down before you make it to work at 8:30

of course then i'd get to work and it would just happen to be official "show off your ass" day for the women, so i'd end up having wood until noon.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Butthead: He has morning wood.

Beavis: Morning wood is cool.

Butthead: Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.

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[diplomatic_lies]

What I hate most is you can't take a pee properly, cuz your d!ck is so stiff. You have to kneel down or sit down.

 

[Le Parisien]

Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
What I hate most is you can't take a pee properly, cuz your d!ck is so stiff. You have to kneel down or sit down.

Yeah that's SO TRUE !!!

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[MacAvoy]

Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
What I hate most is you can't take a pee properly, cuz your d!ck is so stiff. You have to kneel down or sit down.

HAA HAA too funny, I usually bend over so much that my head is almost in the toilet so I can aim down.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

ah man, I thought you started a thread about morning glory seeds

 

[reyalp]

the urinals at work are great for the morning wood, that's why i used to wait to take a piss until i got to work