MacAvoy
Banned
Ever wake up with your c0ck so hard it hurts? Why does it get that hard when your sleeping but not at other times?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Morning glory
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
i hate it when you wake up with morning wood at 7, and it won't go down before you make it to work at 8:30
of course then i'd get to work and it would just happen to be official "show off your ass" day for the women, so i'd end up having wood until noon.
of course then i'd get to work and it would just happen to be official "show off your ass" day for the women, so i'd end up having wood until noon.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Butthead: He has morning wood.
Beavis: Morning wood is cool.
Butthead: Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.
http://members.fortunecity.com/pom69/sounds1.html
Beavis: Morning wood is cool.
Butthead: Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.
http://members.fortunecity.com/pom69/sounds1.html
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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What I hate most is you can't take a pee properly, cuz your d!ck is so stiff. You have to kneel down or sit down.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Le Parisien
Master Don Juan
Yeah that's SO TRUE !!!
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MacAvoy
Banned
HAA HAA too funny, I usually bend over so much that my head is almost in the toilet so I can aim down.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
ah man, I thought you started a thread about morning glory seeds
reyalp
Master Don Juan
the urinals at work are great for the morning wood, that's why i used to wait to take a piss until i got to work