"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is a more successful way of asking girls out...

YOU: I'm going to ask you out... just not right now, I'm not in the mood...

This way she will not be able to stop thinking about when you will ask her, and she will be anticipating it SOOOOO much that 9/10 times she will say yes...

Also ask at a time she is least expecting it... (nono NOT when she is upset or if it is a bad time e.g. if someone in her family just died nono... just unexpected that's all...)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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To the b!tch that throws things at you: "I'm going to ask you out... just not right now, I'm not in the mood..."
Her: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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the player files is basically over. did u ever go on to the newer forums?u needed ot be approved by Devil n all this stuff, i lost track of em cause they made a new site ever month for like 3 months straight.
but "The Player" started to update becomeaplayer.com again.

anyways, thats an old tip. way old. but good job.
 
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Patrick124 said:
the player files is basically over. did u ever go on to the newer forums?u needed ot be approved by Devil n all this stuff, i lost track of em cause they made a new site ever month for like 3 months straight.
but "The Player" started to update becomeaplayer.com again.

anyways, thats an old tip. way old. but good job.
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Oh I thought that had kind of died to, thanks for the heads up I will check that out :)
 
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