Mission: Help Luke Sywalker get laid before he turns 31!

[Rock_Solid]

Wow, so i guess you really like masturbating huh?

Here's a thought, why don't you try not masturbating for a while, if you deprive yourself of something that you love that much then maybe you will go out and try to achieve your pleasure elsewhere (a woman).

 

[All The Answers]

Yeah, people who have trouble with the ladies think like me. Am I a fraud now really? I have an alias on enotalone, and I've established threads about myself on here where there has been genuine improvements - I dont know where you get off...sounds like your jealous or something.

Attention here means crap - I want women's attention so I can get laid. That has always seemed to be the problem since I dont really stand out like a stud that gets the girls.

YOU do not want a woman's attention to get laid u liar! you just want to jerk off until you die

good luck u loser, i hope my hatred of your pathetic life motivates u to do something BYTCH

 

[All The Answers]

Wow, so i guess you really like masturbating huh?

Here's a thought, why don't you try not masturbating for a while, if you deprive yourself of something that you love that much then maybe you will go out and try to achieve your pleasure elsewhere (a woman).

you guys are being to nice to Luke

he has been here for almost a year, and right now he's talking as ridiculous as possible, claiming that jerkin off is better and using that to validate not getting laid

if this guy was real, he'd be the biggest waste of a human life in this world

but dont worry guys, he's a fake

Player Supreme told me many times that this Luke Skywalker guy sounds like a guy called Starman who used to post ridiculous shyt just to get people riled up, and wel well well, go look at Luke's thread history and tell me he's not being plain ridiculous

this shyt pisses me off

 

[Luke Skywalker]

YOU do not want a woman's attention to get laid u liar! you just want to jerk off until you die

good luck u loser, i hope my hatred of your pathetic life motivates u to do something BYTCH

And just what makes you a judge here? It seems that you have a vested interest in keeping this thread going or something, because you keep posting on it and keeping it alive. Rather hypocritical, dont you say?

 

[Luke Skywalker]

you guys are being to nice to Luke

Here's Mr. jealous again. If this narbo says nothing and just lets this thread die, then this thread would have been dead a long time ago, but he just keeps posting, and posting and posting on this one thread.

he has been here for almost a year, and right now he's talking as ridiculous as possible, claiming that jerkin off is better and using that to validate not getting laid

I didn't say it's better than getting laid, I said there are no adverse consequences from jerking off, such as STD's, etc...

 

[ExploringOne]

I didn't say it's better than getting laid, I said there are no adverse consequences from jerking off, such as STD's, etc...

THERE IS AN ADVERSE EFFECT!

The effect is that you have no motivation. No drive, No desire. You just exist in a static state, and don't even attempt to make changes in the real world.... talk online is cheap....

Honestly, the best thing that could happen to you right now is having both your arms broken and your mom kicking you out of the house.

With no safety networks of your right and left hand, and your mommy not there to do your laundry.... maybe, just maybe, you'll be forced to change your life.

 

[All The Answers]

THERE IS AN ADVERSE EFFECT!

The effect is that you have no motivation. No drive, No desire. You just exist in a static state, and don't even attempt to make changes in the real world.... talk online is cheap....

Honestly, the best thing that could happen to you right now is having both your arms broken and your mom kicking you out of the house.

With no safety networks of your right and left hand, and your mommy not there to do your laundry.... maybe, just maybe, you'll be forced to change your life.

the adverse effect is that when you are about to die, you have a split second flashback on life and regret never having sex

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Better no change then a change for the worst. Amputate both arms and move out - wow, really great advice? Seems that this thread affords the luxury to even write about getting laid, etc... sure it's probably a luxury. I should rather distract myself by ensuring I'm in some other problem so I wont worry about women -- hey great advice!

 

[Luke Skywalker]

the adverse effect is that when you are about to die, you have a split second flashback on life and regret never having sex

I'd rather that then my soul not right with God since we all know where we are going to go next.

 

[blueguy]

hahahahaha

Luke, I can't even see you and you come across as a nerd even in your posts!

Hey, but here's a thought. Since you are so smart, why don't you realize that you're just rationalizing away what you can't have so you don't feel bad about having it? Sorry, but it's very obvious. If I were you, I'd look into that and work on why your genes aren't even fit enough to reproduce.

 

[All The Answers]

I'd rather that then my soul not right with God since we all know where we are going to go next.

maybe this thread will get locked due to the religious reference

listen to me BYTCH:

NOBODY GIVES A FVCK ABOUT GOD! WE DONT CARE IF HE IS HAPPY OR NOT!! THIS SITE IS TO GET LAID!! GET THE **** OFF THIS SITE IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET LAID AND GO JOIN SOME RELIGIOUS FORUM

****ING STARMAN

 

[Luke Skywalker]

hahahahaha

Luke, I can't even see you and you come across as a nerd even in your posts!

Hey, but here's a thought. Since you are so smart, why don't you realize that you're just rationalizing away what you can't have so you don't feel bad about having it? Sorry, but it's very obvious. If I were you, I'd look into that and work on why your genes aren't even fit enough to reproduce.

Not really. I've had opportunities to have gotten laid last year (without paying for it), but did not pursue it all the way. That's what makes me post very honestly - there are no fake lay reports. I've never maintained here that it's impossible to get laid by anyone in my case nor am I making a case about that here on this thread.

Again, it's fine and dandy, but if anyone comes crying here that they got STD's, the girl cried rape afterwards, or something nasty happened after the fact, people here would be in hiding. So you can call that rationalizing if you want, I call it sanity (I jerk off once in a while, not all the time).

 

[Luke Skywalker]

maybe this thread will get locked due to the religious reference

listen to me BYTCH:

NOBODY GIVES A FVCK ABOUT GOD! WE DONT CARE IF HE IS HAPPY OR NOT!! THIS SITE IS TO GET LAID!! GET THE **** OFF THIS SITE IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET LAID AND GO JOIN SOME RELIGIOUS FORUM

****ING STARMAN

You'll change your attitude when you are before the Judgement Seat. Remember these words for this may be the nicest warning you'll have about your fateful day.

 

[ExploringOne]

Better no change then a change for the worst. Amputate both arms and move out - wow, really great advice? Seems that this thread affords the luxury to even write about getting laid, etc... sure it's probably a luxury. I should rather distract myself by ensuring I'm in some other problem so I wont worry about women -- hey great advice!

Are you sure you didn't amputate your head? (That might be a servive to mankind.)

I didn't suggest amputation.

THE POINT I'M TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR THICK SKULL IS THAT YOU NEED CHANGE!!!

THE FACT THAT YOU LIVE AT HOME AND WHACK OFF, DEPRIVES YOU OF ANY MOTIVATION. (After all, why go out and fail, if your right hand is always there to comfort you, and mommy is there too cook you dinner?)

CLEARLY YOU AREN'T SELF MOTIVATED TO SUCCED IN LIFE.

SO YOU NEED AN OUTSIDE SOURCE.

Change is never easy. Whener you start cleaning a room, it usually looks worse then it did before, but then an a little bit later... all better.

So take your bible thumping head out of your @$$, and re-evaluate your pathetic life.

Actually, I'm starting to think that it might be a good thing if you never procreate. There are enough losers in the world.

 

[ExploringOne]

You'll change your attitude when you are before the Judgement Seat. Remember these words for this may be the nicest warning you'll have about your fateful day.

If there is a god... and that's a big IF.

We will be judged by our actions. Not by the lack thereof.

AnsweR this bible thumper. Who wrote the bible?

***THIS IS NOT A RELIGIOUS DEBATE POST. MERELY STATEMENT OF FACT.***

 

[All The Answers]

Luke, are you God?

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Actually, I'm starting to think that it might be a good thing if you never procreate. There are enough losers in the world.

And this is why you should leave the guy alone. I tried to help him, but its useless.

Should this dude marry or knock up a chick, I feel sorry for his children.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

You'll change your attitude when you are before the Judgement Seat. Remember these words for this may be the nicest warning you'll have about your fateful day.

How do you know there even is a Judgment Seat? Show me any kind of proof. Other than "it says so in the bible so it must be fact".

 

[All The Answers]

You'll change your attitude when you are before the Judgement Seat. Remember these words for this may be the nicest warning you'll have about your fateful day.

you are legitimately creepy......im a guy and even im creeped out by you, how must girls feel??

 

[rpglord]

Whats the problem ? Why can't you get laid ? Do you approach girls ? If no,well then start approaching and you will get laid.If yes,post a field report or two and we will figure out whats wrong