"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So I have a first date with this cute little blonde, tomorrow and she's throwing the whole good girl vibe.. or trying hard to...

And then she sends me a text clearly meant for one of her other plates. LMAO, going for the lay tomorrow! Won't even mention the text...too funny. They really are so predictable.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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It was just about other plans. And I think it was real. Either way, its just a first date. I didn't even mention it. **** test or not...I'm the prize. With any luck, the other guy isn't judge nismo and I come out on top...if that's what I end up wanting.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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You just can't post stuff like that and don't put the misdirected text in here!
hahahahaha!

Anyway, this is so funny! I was actually talking about this with a buddy of mine and a plate I'm forking on how girls say/do stuff and tell you
"Oh I've never done this/I'm only doing this for you/This is the first time I'm doing it"
and trully expect you to believe it because they are such good girls!

It is hillarious!
 
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Update for anyone who cares..
Took her out for drinks, blind date I work with her cousin. Complete disaster lmao. Gives me a look when her gets there..no dice. Doesn't order alcohol, doesn't say thank you, talks about herself for two hours, and gives me the cheek at the end.

I've never gotten the cheek! Lol NEXT!

So no lay, failed field report.
 
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