"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So I have a first date with this cute little blonde, tomorrow and she's throwing the whole good girl vibe.. or trying hard to...

And then she sends me a text clearly meant for one of her other plates. LMAO, going for the lay tomorrow! Won't even mention the text...too funny. They really are so predictable.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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It was just about other plans. And I think it was real. Either way, its just a first date. I didn't even mention it. **** test or not...I'm the prize. With any luck, the other guy isn't judge nismo and I come out on top...if that's what I end up wanting.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You just can't post stuff like that and don't put the misdirected text in here!
hahahahaha!

Anyway, this is so funny! I was actually talking about this with a buddy of mine and a plate I'm forking on how girls say/do stuff and tell you
"Oh I've never done this/I'm only doing this for you/This is the first time I'm doing it"
and trully expect you to believe it because they are such good girls!

It is hillarious!
 
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Update for anyone who cares..
Took her out for drinks, blind date I work with her cousin. Complete disaster lmao. Gives me a look when her gets there..no dice. Doesn't order alcohol, doesn't say thank you, talks about herself for two hours, and gives me the cheek at the end.

I've never gotten the cheek! Lol NEXT!

So no lay, failed field report.
 
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