"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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So I have a first date with this cute little blonde, tomorrow and she's throwing the whole good girl vibe.. or trying hard to...

And then she sends me a text clearly meant for one of her other plates. LMAO, going for the lay tomorrow! Won't even mention the text...too funny. They really are so predictable.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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It was just about other plans. And I think it was real. Either way, its just a first date. I didn't even mention it. **** test or not...I'm the prize. With any luck, the other guy isn't judge nismo and I come out on top...if that's what I end up wanting.
 

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You just can't post stuff like that and don't put the misdirected text in here!
hahahahaha!

Anyway, this is so funny! I was actually talking about this with a buddy of mine and a plate I'm forking on how girls say/do stuff and tell you
"Oh I've never done this/I'm only doing this for you/This is the first time I'm doing it"
and trully expect you to believe it because they are such good girls!

It is hillarious!
 

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Update for anyone who cares..
Took her out for drinks, blind date I work with her cousin. Complete disaster lmao. Gives me a look when her gets there..no dice. Doesn't order alcohol, doesn't say thank you, talks about herself for two hours, and gives me the cheek at the end.

I've never gotten the cheek! Lol NEXT!

So no lay, failed field report.
 
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