"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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So I have a first date with this cute little blonde, tomorrow and she's throwing the whole good girl vibe.. or trying hard to...

And then she sends me a text clearly meant for one of her other plates. LMAO, going for the lay tomorrow! Won't even mention the text...too funny. They really are so predictable.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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It was just about other plans. And I think it was real. Either way, its just a first date. I didn't even mention it. **** test or not...I'm the prize. With any luck, the other guy isn't judge nismo and I come out on top...if that's what I end up wanting.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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You just can't post stuff like that and don't put the misdirected text in here!
hahahahaha!

Anyway, this is so funny! I was actually talking about this with a buddy of mine and a plate I'm forking on how girls say/do stuff and tell you
"Oh I've never done this/I'm only doing this for you/This is the first time I'm doing it"
and trully expect you to believe it because they are such good girls!

It is hillarious!
 
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Update for anyone who cares..
Took her out for drinks, blind date I work with her cousin. Complete disaster lmao. Gives me a look when her gets there..no dice. Doesn't order alcohol, doesn't say thank you, talks about herself for two hours, and gives me the cheek at the end.

I've never gotten the cheek! Lol NEXT!

So no lay, failed field report.
 
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