"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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So I have a first date with this cute little blonde, tomorrow and she's throwing the whole good girl vibe.. or trying hard to...

And then she sends me a text clearly meant for one of her other plates. LMAO, going for the lay tomorrow! Won't even mention the text...too funny. They really are so predictable.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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It was just about other plans. And I think it was real. Either way, its just a first date. I didn't even mention it. **** test or not...I'm the prize. With any luck, the other guy isn't judge nismo and I come out on top...if that's what I end up wanting.
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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You just can't post stuff like that and don't put the misdirected text in here!
hahahahaha!

Anyway, this is so funny! I was actually talking about this with a buddy of mine and a plate I'm forking on how girls say/do stuff and tell you
"Oh I've never done this/I'm only doing this for you/This is the first time I'm doing it"
and trully expect you to believe it because they are such good girls!

It is hillarious!
 
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Update for anyone who cares..
Took her out for drinks, blind date I work with her cousin. Complete disaster lmao. Gives me a look when her gets there..no dice. Doesn't order alcohol, doesn't say thank you, talks about herself for two hours, and gives me the cheek at the end.

I've never gotten the cheek! Lol NEXT!

So no lay, failed field report.
 
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