"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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made a girl *** no orgasm?

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yea so right mid sex, not even thrusting hard or anything serious this girl randomly just cums like WOOOOSH, flushed right out

ive made girl orgasm never seen one actually come


it was like a pool of clear thin liquid all over my bed lol

weird part is she said she dint orgasm at the time?

wtf
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You sure you didn't pop her water? haha
 
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It's called a squirter dude!

They're not that common, just watch out for the Folliculitis!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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nubian-knight said:
but she dint O !
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Who said you had to climax to squirt fluid?

Does a chick orgasm every time she gets wet?

Sometimes bodily fluid can evacuate like that when they are just really really excited.

But seriously wash that **** off afterwards. Don't say I didn't warn you!
 
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nubian-knight said:
piss streams out this just gushed out all at once, didnt smell, dried up right away
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:crackup: :crackup: yeah I was just joking around. I think if a girl pissed you'd know it. I'd seriously freak out if that happened during sex.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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nubian-knight said:
hahaha "did i just get pissed on" was my initial thought!
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: dude, that is hilarious!!

that's going in my sig btw
 
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it's a g spot orgasm

the girl was probably used to ****oral orgasms - probably why she thought she didn't o
 
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Some girls can get VERY wet without actually having an orgasm.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DonGorgon said:
There is debate as to wether squirters are really just peers, i have concluded that it is pee put but seems different due to the muscles tension during sex
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They're not pee-ers...trust me. :lol: I've done it a couple times (gushed) and didnt expect it, although it was during a massive "O"...so I'm not quite sure how this girl did it... unless she doesn't know what an orgasm feels like..
 
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SunnyD said:
They're not pee-ers...trust me. :lol: I've done it a couple times (gushed) and didnt expect it, although it was during a massive "O"...so I'm not quite sure how this girl did it... unless she doesn't know what an orgasm feels like..
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The gushing you speak of if is made up of low concentration urine that builds up in the bladder very quickly during intercourse due to stimulation of the urethra. It is pee. Many women feel the urge to gush or pee try to stop it from happening.... The liquid comes through the pee hole if you will and that hole does straight to the bladder only.
 
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google g-spot orgasm or female ejaculate and see what comes up
 
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nubian-knight said:
piss streams out this just gushed out all at once, didnt smell, dried up right away
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Hate to tell you this bro, but she probably has herpes or some other STD. That wasn't squirting, that was a fluid dump. Like she suddenly spilled a whole glass of water, right? Which is actually her body's way of trying to flush out all the germs in her cooter.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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