"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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made a girl *** no orgasm?

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yea so right mid sex, not even thrusting hard or anything serious this girl randomly just cums like WOOOOSH, flushed right out

ive made girl orgasm never seen one actually come


it was like a pool of clear thin liquid all over my bed lol

weird part is she said she dint orgasm at the time?

wtf
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You sure you didn't pop her water? haha
 
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It's called a squirter dude!

They're not that common, just watch out for the Folliculitis!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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nubian-knight said:
but she dint O !
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Who said you had to climax to squirt fluid?

Does a chick orgasm every time she gets wet?

Sometimes bodily fluid can evacuate like that when they are just really really excited.

But seriously wash that **** off afterwards. Don't say I didn't warn you!
 
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nubian-knight said:
piss streams out this just gushed out all at once, didnt smell, dried up right away
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:crackup: :crackup: yeah I was just joking around. I think if a girl pissed you'd know it. I'd seriously freak out if that happened during sex.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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nubian-knight said:
hahaha "did i just get pissed on" was my initial thought!
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: dude, that is hilarious!!

that's going in my sig btw
 
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it's a g spot orgasm

the girl was probably used to ****oral orgasms - probably why she thought she didn't o
 
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Some girls can get VERY wet without actually having an orgasm.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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DonGorgon said:
There is debate as to wether squirters are really just peers, i have concluded that it is pee put but seems different due to the muscles tension during sex
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They're not pee-ers...trust me. :lol: I've done it a couple times (gushed) and didnt expect it, although it was during a massive "O"...so I'm not quite sure how this girl did it... unless she doesn't know what an orgasm feels like..
 
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SunnyD said:
They're not pee-ers...trust me. :lol: I've done it a couple times (gushed) and didnt expect it, although it was during a massive "O"...so I'm not quite sure how this girl did it... unless she doesn't know what an orgasm feels like..
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The gushing you speak of if is made up of low concentration urine that builds up in the bladder very quickly during intercourse due to stimulation of the urethra. It is pee. Many women feel the urge to gush or pee try to stop it from happening.... The liquid comes through the pee hole if you will and that hole does straight to the bladder only.
 
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google g-spot orgasm or female ejaculate and see what comes up
 
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nubian-knight said:
piss streams out this just gushed out all at once, didnt smell, dried up right away
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Hate to tell you this bro, but she probably has herpes or some other STD. That wasn't squirting, that was a fluid dump. Like she suddenly spilled a whole glass of water, right? Which is actually her body's way of trying to flush out all the germs in her cooter.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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