"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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made a girl *** no orgasm?

nubian-knight

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yea so right mid sex, not even thrusting hard or anything serious this girl randomly just cums like WOOOOSH, flushed right out

ive made girl orgasm never seen one actually come


it was like a pool of clear thin liquid all over my bed lol

weird part is she said she dint orgasm at the time?

wtf
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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splinterkb

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You sure you didn't pop her water? haha
 

Andromax

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It's called a squirter dude!

They're not that common, just watch out for the Folliculitis!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Andromax

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nubian-knight said:
but she dint O !
Who said you had to climax to squirt fluid?

Does a chick orgasm every time she gets wet?

Sometimes bodily fluid can evacuate like that when they are just really really excited.

But seriously wash that **** off afterwards. Don't say I didn't warn you!
 

ezily

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nubian-knight said:
piss streams out this just gushed out all at once, didnt smell, dried up right away
:crackup: :crackup: yeah I was just joking around. I think if a girl pissed you'd know it. I'd seriously freak out if that happened during sex.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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nubian-knight said:
hahaha "did i just get pissed on" was my initial thought!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: dude, that is hilarious!!

that's going in my sig btw
 

ready123

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it's a g spot orgasm

the girl was probably used to ****oral orgasms - probably why she thought she didn't o
 

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Some girls can get VERY wet without actually having an orgasm.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DonGorgon said:
There is debate as to wether squirters are really just peers, i have concluded that it is pee put but seems different due to the muscles tension during sex
They're not pee-ers...trust me. :lol: I've done it a couple times (gushed) and didnt expect it, although it was during a massive "O"...so I'm not quite sure how this girl did it... unless she doesn't know what an orgasm feels like..
 

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SunnyD said:
They're not pee-ers...trust me. :lol: I've done it a couple times (gushed) and didnt expect it, although it was during a massive "O"...so I'm not quite sure how this girl did it... unless she doesn't know what an orgasm feels like..
The gushing you speak of if is made up of low concentration urine that builds up in the bladder very quickly during intercourse due to stimulation of the urethra. It is pee. Many women feel the urge to gush or pee try to stop it from happening.... The liquid comes through the pee hole if you will and that hole does straight to the bladder only.
 

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google g-spot orgasm or female ejaculate and see what comes up
 

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nubian-knight said:
piss streams out this just gushed out all at once, didnt smell, dried up right away
Hate to tell you this bro, but she probably has herpes or some other STD. That wasn't squirting, that was a fluid dump. Like she suddenly spilled a whole glass of water, right? Which is actually her body's way of trying to flush out all the germs in her cooter.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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