"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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made a girl *** no orgasm?

nubian-knight

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yea so right mid sex, not even thrusting hard or anything serious this girl randomly just cums like WOOOOSH, flushed right out

ive made girl orgasm never seen one actually come


it was like a pool of clear thin liquid all over my bed lol

weird part is she said she dint orgasm at the time?

wtf
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You sure you didn't pop her water? haha
 

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It's called a squirter dude!

They're not that common, just watch out for the Folliculitis!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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nubian-knight said:
but she dint O !
Who said you had to climax to squirt fluid?

Does a chick orgasm every time she gets wet?

Sometimes bodily fluid can evacuate like that when they are just really really excited.

But seriously wash that **** off afterwards. Don't say I didn't warn you!
 

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nubian-knight said:
piss streams out this just gushed out all at once, didnt smell, dried up right away
:crackup: :crackup: yeah I was just joking around. I think if a girl pissed you'd know it. I'd seriously freak out if that happened during sex.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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nubian-knight said:
hahaha "did i just get pissed on" was my initial thought!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: dude, that is hilarious!!

that's going in my sig btw
 

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it's a g spot orgasm

the girl was probably used to ****oral orgasms - probably why she thought she didn't o
 

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Some girls can get VERY wet without actually having an orgasm.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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DonGorgon said:
There is debate as to wether squirters are really just peers, i have concluded that it is pee put but seems different due to the muscles tension during sex
They're not pee-ers...trust me. :lol: I've done it a couple times (gushed) and didnt expect it, although it was during a massive "O"...so I'm not quite sure how this girl did it... unless she doesn't know what an orgasm feels like..
 

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SunnyD said:
They're not pee-ers...trust me. :lol: I've done it a couple times (gushed) and didnt expect it, although it was during a massive "O"...so I'm not quite sure how this girl did it... unless she doesn't know what an orgasm feels like..
The gushing you speak of if is made up of low concentration urine that builds up in the bladder very quickly during intercourse due to stimulation of the urethra. It is pee. Many women feel the urge to gush or pee try to stop it from happening.... The liquid comes through the pee hole if you will and that hole does straight to the bladder only.
 

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google g-spot orgasm or female ejaculate and see what comes up
 

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nubian-knight said:
piss streams out this just gushed out all at once, didnt smell, dried up right away
Hate to tell you this bro, but she probably has herpes or some other STD. That wasn't squirting, that was a fluid dump. Like she suddenly spilled a whole glass of water, right? Which is actually her body's way of trying to flush out all the germs in her cooter.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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