"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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LR: Wait...WHAT?!

lebRambo

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Hey guys,

I got a funny little LR for you guys today.

Over the weekend, I went to Sydney to attend a friend's 22nd birthday party. I've known this guy through another friend who is now housemates with the birthday boy, the host of the party.

I was on point the whole afternoon, chatting to HBs, having fun, making everyone laugh. When the party got going, I was chatting to a HB, not gaming all that hard. She was pretty cute, made a mental note to try a little more later. Anyway, she wasnt drinking, but I was a little buzzed. I noticed she started coming onto me more and more. At first it was EC and knowing little laughs, but eventually progressed to hardcore stuff like ass slapping and hand holding the more I teased her. I love it when they respond to this kind of thing :)

Eventually I get tired of the games, I look at her and say "get your stuff. We're leaving" and I walk to the door. She follows quickly. Nobody notices us leave as it is pretty packed. We walk to her place, about 10 mins away. Spend about 3 hours at her place, great sex.

On the way back to the party (it was still only about midnight), she goes "I don't know if you knew this, but I'm [host's] ex gf. We dated for like 3 years".

HOLY SH*T! This guys is kinda cool and I value our friendship more than a ONS, so I'm a little worried. She decides she doesn't want to go back in there, so she walks off home and I walk in.

I had taken a shower, and my friend (the host's housemate) notices me walk in with washed hair instead of with product in it, and cracks up. "I knew it! I saw you two leaving! hahahha! awesome!"

haha, and I thought I was so slick...

The next morning, the host walks downstairs as I'm having breakfast. He's like "so I heard you had a great time last night...." in a serious tone.

I'm like "sh*t man, I had no idea about you two. I would have talked to you about it if i had known, etc. etc."

He looks me dead in the eye and says "I have only one thing to say to you....HIGH FIVE!!!!" and he cracks up. hahaha, that was awesome. :)

Anyway, thanks for reading. Funny sh*t....haha! :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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touge

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thumbs up man!
 

ValleyDJing

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Thats what I'm talking about man!! That bros before hoes mess is some bulls.hit! Real bros let their buddies get laid! *Send E-Five*
 

lebRambo

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haha, yeah thanks guys :)

I didn't know where I stood with this originally, but glad sh*t worked out. funny story, either way :)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You have sexy fun time! Sound like you very excite... high five!:crackup:
 

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Props, great story!
 
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