"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LR: Wait...WHAT?!

lebRambo

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Hey guys,

I got a funny little LR for you guys today.

Over the weekend, I went to Sydney to attend a friend's 22nd birthday party. I've known this guy through another friend who is now housemates with the birthday boy, the host of the party.

I was on point the whole afternoon, chatting to HBs, having fun, making everyone laugh. When the party got going, I was chatting to a HB, not gaming all that hard. She was pretty cute, made a mental note to try a little more later. Anyway, she wasnt drinking, but I was a little buzzed. I noticed she started coming onto me more and more. At first it was EC and knowing little laughs, but eventually progressed to hardcore stuff like ass slapping and hand holding the more I teased her. I love it when they respond to this kind of thing :)

Eventually I get tired of the games, I look at her and say "get your stuff. We're leaving" and I walk to the door. She follows quickly. Nobody notices us leave as it is pretty packed. We walk to her place, about 10 mins away. Spend about 3 hours at her place, great sex.

On the way back to the party (it was still only about midnight), she goes "I don't know if you knew this, but I'm [host's] ex gf. We dated for like 3 years".

HOLY SH*T! This guys is kinda cool and I value our friendship more than a ONS, so I'm a little worried. She decides she doesn't want to go back in there, so she walks off home and I walk in.

I had taken a shower, and my friend (the host's housemate) notices me walk in with washed hair instead of with product in it, and cracks up. "I knew it! I saw you two leaving! hahahha! awesome!"

haha, and I thought I was so slick...

The next morning, the host walks downstairs as I'm having breakfast. He's like "so I heard you had a great time last night...." in a serious tone.

I'm like "sh*t man, I had no idea about you two. I would have talked to you about it if i had known, etc. etc."

He looks me dead in the eye and says "I have only one thing to say to you....HIGH FIVE!!!!" and he cracks up. hahaha, that was awesome. :)

Anyway, thanks for reading. Funny sh*t....haha! :)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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touge

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thumbs up man!
 

ValleyDJing

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Thats what I'm talking about man!! That bros before hoes mess is some bulls.hit! Real bros let their buddies get laid! *Send E-Five*
 

lebRambo

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haha, yeah thanks guys :)

I didn't know where I stood with this originally, but glad sh*t worked out. funny story, either way :)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Vulpine

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You have sexy fun time! Sound like you very excite... high five!:crackup:
 

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Props, great story!
 
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