"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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LR: Wait...WHAT?!

lebRambo

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Hey guys,

I got a funny little LR for you guys today.

Over the weekend, I went to Sydney to attend a friend's 22nd birthday party. I've known this guy through another friend who is now housemates with the birthday boy, the host of the party.

I was on point the whole afternoon, chatting to HBs, having fun, making everyone laugh. When the party got going, I was chatting to a HB, not gaming all that hard. She was pretty cute, made a mental note to try a little more later. Anyway, she wasnt drinking, but I was a little buzzed. I noticed she started coming onto me more and more. At first it was EC and knowing little laughs, but eventually progressed to hardcore stuff like ass slapping and hand holding the more I teased her. I love it when they respond to this kind of thing :)

Eventually I get tired of the games, I look at her and say "get your stuff. We're leaving" and I walk to the door. She follows quickly. Nobody notices us leave as it is pretty packed. We walk to her place, about 10 mins away. Spend about 3 hours at her place, great sex.

On the way back to the party (it was still only about midnight), she goes "I don't know if you knew this, but I'm [host's] ex gf. We dated for like 3 years".

HOLY SH*T! This guys is kinda cool and I value our friendship more than a ONS, so I'm a little worried. She decides she doesn't want to go back in there, so she walks off home and I walk in.

I had taken a shower, and my friend (the host's housemate) notices me walk in with washed hair instead of with product in it, and cracks up. "I knew it! I saw you two leaving! hahahha! awesome!"

haha, and I thought I was so slick...

The next morning, the host walks downstairs as I'm having breakfast. He's like "so I heard you had a great time last night...." in a serious tone.

I'm like "sh*t man, I had no idea about you two. I would have talked to you about it if i had known, etc. etc."

He looks me dead in the eye and says "I have only one thing to say to you....HIGH FIVE!!!!" and he cracks up. hahaha, that was awesome. :)

Anyway, thanks for reading. Funny sh*t....haha! :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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thumbs up man!
 

ValleyDJing

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Thats what I'm talking about man!! That bros before hoes mess is some bulls.hit! Real bros let their buddies get laid! *Send E-Five*
 

lebRambo

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haha, yeah thanks guys :)

I didn't know where I stood with this originally, but glad sh*t worked out. funny story, either way :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vulpine

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You have sexy fun time! Sound like you very excite... high five!:crackup:
 

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Props, great story!
 
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