"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LR: Wait...WHAT?!

lebRambo

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Hey guys,

I got a funny little LR for you guys today.

Over the weekend, I went to Sydney to attend a friend's 22nd birthday party. I've known this guy through another friend who is now housemates with the birthday boy, the host of the party.

I was on point the whole afternoon, chatting to HBs, having fun, making everyone laugh. When the party got going, I was chatting to a HB, not gaming all that hard. She was pretty cute, made a mental note to try a little more later. Anyway, she wasnt drinking, but I was a little buzzed. I noticed she started coming onto me more and more. At first it was EC and knowing little laughs, but eventually progressed to hardcore stuff like ass slapping and hand holding the more I teased her. I love it when they respond to this kind of thing :)

Eventually I get tired of the games, I look at her and say "get your stuff. We're leaving" and I walk to the door. She follows quickly. Nobody notices us leave as it is pretty packed. We walk to her place, about 10 mins away. Spend about 3 hours at her place, great sex.

On the way back to the party (it was still only about midnight), she goes "I don't know if you knew this, but I'm [host's] ex gf. We dated for like 3 years".

HOLY SH*T! This guys is kinda cool and I value our friendship more than a ONS, so I'm a little worried. She decides she doesn't want to go back in there, so she walks off home and I walk in.

I had taken a shower, and my friend (the host's housemate) notices me walk in with washed hair instead of with product in it, and cracks up. "I knew it! I saw you two leaving! hahahha! awesome!"

haha, and I thought I was so slick...

The next morning, the host walks downstairs as I'm having breakfast. He's like "so I heard you had a great time last night...." in a serious tone.

I'm like "sh*t man, I had no idea about you two. I would have talked to you about it if i had known, etc. etc."

He looks me dead in the eye and says "I have only one thing to say to you....HIGH FIVE!!!!" and he cracks up. hahaha, that was awesome. :)

Anyway, thanks for reading. Funny sh*t....haha! :)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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touge

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thumbs up man!
 

ValleyDJing

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Thats what I'm talking about man!! That bros before hoes mess is some bulls.hit! Real bros let their buddies get laid! *Send E-Five*
 

lebRambo

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haha, yeah thanks guys :)

I didn't know where I stood with this originally, but glad sh*t worked out. funny story, either way :)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You have sexy fun time! Sound like you very excite... high five!:crackup:
 

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Props, great story!
 
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