"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Example -

Why doesn't a woman wear a watch?
There is a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why is a womens wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
Its a evolutionary process so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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hahahahaha. The fridge one, nice. I don't too many.... except, what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you are alreay told her twice.

What do you do when the dishwasher doesn't work?

Slap the B!tch.
 
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no wonder PenKitten doesn't frequent this forum anymore
 
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Pakwah said:
Example -

Why doesn't a woman wear a watch?
There is a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why is a womens wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
Its a evolutionary process so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink
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There's always the undisputed king of sexist jokes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzI_Wn0ZwM&feature=related
 
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whats the difference between your old lady and your refridgerator?
one's called an ice-a-box the other is called a nice-a-box

lame italian oldie hehe
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Snow is beautiful, till you have to deal with it. Kinda like women.
 
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There a 250,000 battered women in this country, And all this time I've been eating them Raw.

Why did the women cross the road....Who cares, WTF is she doing out of the kitchen!!
 
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You guys wanna hear a joke?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: WOMEN'S RIGHTS! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DJDamage said:
Its funny cause its true!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU
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Laugh My Ass Off ----> Just finished watching the first two videos :D


My friend posted the first video (Women Know Your Limits) on his Myspace page in the forum of a bulleiten, :yes:
He eventually got flamed by half the females on his friend list! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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what do you call a woman with an opinion ?
A single mother.

- Corey Holcomb
 
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