"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Example -

Why doesn't a woman wear a watch?
There is a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why is a womens wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
Its a evolutionary process so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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hahahahaha. The fridge one, nice. I don't too many.... except, what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you are alreay told her twice.

What do you do when the dishwasher doesn't work?

Slap the B!tch.
 
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no wonder PenKitten doesn't frequent this forum anymore
 
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Pakwah said:
Example -

Why doesn't a woman wear a watch?
There is a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why is a womens wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
Its a evolutionary process so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink
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There's always the undisputed king of sexist jokes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzI_Wn0ZwM&feature=related
 
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whats the difference between your old lady and your refridgerator?
one's called an ice-a-box the other is called a nice-a-box

lame italian oldie hehe
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Snow is beautiful, till you have to deal with it. Kinda like women.
 
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There a 250,000 battered women in this country, And all this time I've been eating them Raw.

Why did the women cross the road....Who cares, WTF is she doing out of the kitchen!!
 
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You guys wanna hear a joke?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: WOMEN'S RIGHTS! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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DJDamage said:
Its funny cause its true!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU
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Laugh My Ass Off ----> Just finished watching the first two videos :D


My friend posted the first video (Women Know Your Limits) on his Myspace page in the forum of a bulleiten, :yes:
He eventually got flamed by half the females on his friend list! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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what do you call a woman with an opinion ?
A single mother.

- Corey Holcomb
 
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