Looking for your own sexist jokes

[Pakwah]

Example -

Why doesn't a woman wear a watch?
There is a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why is a womens wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
Its a evolutionary process so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

 

[Drewskie]

hahahahaha. The fridge one, nice. I don't too many.... except, what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you are alreay told her twice.

What do you do when the dishwasher doesn't work?

Slap the B!tch.

 

[mpimpin]

no wonder PenKitten doesn't frequent this forum anymore

 

[speakeasy]

Example -

Why doesn't a woman wear a watch?
There is a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why is a womens wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
Its a evolutionary process so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

There's always the undisputed king of sexist jokes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzI_Wn0ZwM&feature=related

 

[penkitten]

whats the difference between your old lady and your refridgerator?
one's called an ice-a-box the other is called a nice-a-box

lame italian oldie hehe

 

[DJDamage]

Its funny cause its true!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0jRuASVEQ

 

[bob2007]

Snow is beautiful, till you have to deal with it. Kinda like women.

 

[R1_test pilot]

There a 250,000 battered women in this country, And all this time I've been eating them Raw.

Why did the women cross the road....Who cares, WTF is she doing out of the kitchen!!

 

[OTB]

You guys wanna hear a joke?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: WOMEN'S RIGHTS! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[OTB]

no wonder PenKitten doesn't frequent this forum anymore

That's a really good one mpimpin -----> Points for having originality!

 

[OTB]

Its funny cause its true!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU

Laugh My Ass Off ----> Just finished watching the first two videos


My friend posted the first video (Women Know Your Limits) on his Myspace page in the forum of a bulleiten, :yes:
He eventually got flamed by half the females on his friend list! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[macallik]

what do you call a woman with an opinion ?
A single mother.

- Corey Holcomb