"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Looking for your own sexist jokes

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Example -

Why doesn't a woman wear a watch?
There is a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why is a womens wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
Its a evolutionary process so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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hahahahaha. The fridge one, nice. I don't too many.... except, what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you are alreay told her twice.

What do you do when the dishwasher doesn't work?

Slap the B!tch.
 
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no wonder PenKitten doesn't frequent this forum anymore
 
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Pakwah said:
Example -

Why doesn't a woman wear a watch?
There is a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why is a womens wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
Its a evolutionary process so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink
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There's always the undisputed king of sexist jokes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzI_Wn0ZwM&feature=related
 
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whats the difference between your old lady and your refridgerator?
one's called an ice-a-box the other is called a nice-a-box

lame italian oldie hehe
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Snow is beautiful, till you have to deal with it. Kinda like women.
 
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There a 250,000 battered women in this country, And all this time I've been eating them Raw.

Why did the women cross the road....Who cares, WTF is she doing out of the kitchen!!
 
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You guys wanna hear a joke?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: WOMEN'S RIGHTS! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DJDamage said:
Its funny cause its true!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU
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Laugh My Ass Off ----> Just finished watching the first two videos :D


My friend posted the first video (Women Know Your Limits) on his Myspace page in the forum of a bulleiten, :yes:
He eventually got flamed by half the females on his friend list! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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what do you call a woman with an opinion ?
A single mother.

- Corey Holcomb
 
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