"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Kissing with glasses
- Thread starter pineapple
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Doggystyle
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Your glasses or hers? It doesn't really matter anyway, they wont get in the way unless they are gigantic comedy style glasses
reyalp
Master Don Juan
Happens to me all the damn time. I can't wait for my vision insurance to kick in so I can throw down on the LASIK
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Hmm do some insurances cover eye surgery? I mean if your vision is like -4 in both eyes instead of -10 and -1 for example.reyalp said:Expect your glasses to get smudged all to hell when you mug out with a girl and you have glasses on.
Happens to me all the damn time. I can't wait for my vision insurance to kick in so I can throw down on the LASIK
PersonalJesus
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"Well how am i gonna kiss a lady with these c ocksucker glasses on?"
Hahaha sorry its the first thing i thought of.
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diablo
Master Don Juan
As this deals with the mechanics of kissing, moved to AE.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.