http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4au5bIOc4Kw
Is this what passes as humor these days?! talk about hitting below the belt.
Is this what passes as humor these days?! talk about hitting below the belt.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"Katherine Heigl Hates Balls"
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
True.DJDamage said:
But you also have to understand the value of Shock Advertising and Dark Humor. Powerful and effective.
Colossus
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Katherine Heigl just seems like a ****y b!tch.
Or (gasp!) someone could pay the slightest bit of attention to prostate cancer (leading cancer in men, #2 cause of cancer death)....but nah, women and their problems are more important
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Funny, breast cancer isnt even the #1 killer of women, nor the #1 cancer killer. It just has so much PR and celebrity pimping that it gets undue attention when there are much more prevalent causes of morbidity and mortality out there for women, like heart disease (#1 killer), lung cancer (#1 cancer), ovarian cancer (very lethal cancer in women), and so on.Espi said:
Or (gasp!) someone could pay the slightest bit of attention to prostate cancer (leading cancer in men, #2 cause of cancer death)....but nah, women and their problems are more important
."Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Well the joke is that she's known for being a talentless harpy shrew, so you know, she'd be perfect for this? It's sorta meta that way. She thinks she's playing a talentless harpy shrew ironically, when in actuality she's just being the way everyone thinks she really is.
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what in the blue phuck...I'm speechless
How come this phucks career isnt finished over this? And where the hell are all the jokey jokes about cutting out a kunt or tits?
This is some next level stuff men have now.
How come this phucks career isnt finished over this? And where the hell are all the jokey jokes about cutting out a kunt or tits?
This is some next level stuff men have now.
Check out Kath's new scene in her new movie (fast forward to 0:50):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Y2uXjsKjs
Its so funny! hahaha! you can clearly see the humor at what she is doing! if the situation was reversed I am sure it would have been funny as well!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Y2uXjsKjs
Its so funny! hahaha! you can clearly see the humor at what she is doing! if the situation was reversed I am sure it would have been funny as well!!
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Where'd you pull this from DJDAMAGE?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
Well the video's been removed now, but I hope someone gives her a pink sock and posts that sh!t on youtube.
scrouds
Master Don Juan
She's hot, but you can get better porn surfing the net.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Colossus said:Katherine Heigl just seems like a ****y b!tch.
Funny, breast cancer isnt even the #1 killer of women, nor the #1 cancer killer. It just has so much PR and celebrity pimping that it gets undue attention when there are much more prevalent causes of morbidity and mortality out there for women, like heart disease (#1 killer), lung cancer (#1 cancer), ovarian cancer (very lethal cancer in women), and so on.
Or (gasp!) someone could pay the slightest bit of attention to prostate cancer (leading cancer in men, #2 cause of cancer death)....but nah, women and their problems are more important
Every season the NFL wears all that fvcking pink for breast cancer and it irritates to me no end. Men are dying, and it's a male sport, so raise awareness of male illness. Breast cancer gets entirely too much attention, and i have no idea who these women are who don't know they're supposed to get checked for it yet.