http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4au5bIOc4Kw
Is this what passes as humor these days?! talk about hitting below the belt.
Is this what passes as humor these days?! talk about hitting below the belt.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
"Katherine Heigl Hates Balls"
- Thread starter DJDamage
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
True.DJDamage said:
But you also have to understand the value of Shock Advertising and Dark Humor. Powerful and effective.
Colossus
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Katherine Heigl just seems like a ****y b!tch.
Or (gasp!) someone could pay the slightest bit of attention to prostate cancer (leading cancer in men, #2 cause of cancer death)....but nah, women and their problems are more important
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Funny, breast cancer isnt even the #1 killer of women, nor the #1 cancer killer. It just has so much PR and celebrity pimping that it gets undue attention when there are much more prevalent causes of morbidity and mortality out there for women, like heart disease (#1 killer), lung cancer (#1 cancer), ovarian cancer (very lethal cancer in women), and so on.Espi said:
Or (gasp!) someone could pay the slightest bit of attention to prostate cancer (leading cancer in men, #2 cause of cancer death)....but nah, women and their problems are more important
."I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Well the joke is that she's known for being a talentless harpy shrew, so you know, she'd be perfect for this? It's sorta meta that way. She thinks she's playing a talentless harpy shrew ironically, when in actuality she's just being the way everyone thinks she really is.
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what in the blue phuck...I'm speechless
How come this phucks career isnt finished over this? And where the hell are all the jokey jokes about cutting out a kunt or tits?
This is some next level stuff men have now.
How come this phucks career isnt finished over this? And where the hell are all the jokey jokes about cutting out a kunt or tits?
This is some next level stuff men have now.
Check out Kath's new scene in her new movie (fast forward to 0:50):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Y2uXjsKjs
Its so funny! hahaha! you can clearly see the humor at what she is doing! if the situation was reversed I am sure it would have been funny as well!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Y2uXjsKjs
Its so funny! hahaha! you can clearly see the humor at what she is doing! if the situation was reversed I am sure it would have been funny as well!!
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Where'd you pull this from DJDAMAGE?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
Well the video's been removed now, but I hope someone gives her a pink sock and posts that sh!t on youtube.
scrouds
Master Don Juan
She's hot, but you can get better porn surfing the net.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Colossus said:Katherine Heigl just seems like a ****y b!tch.
Funny, breast cancer isnt even the #1 killer of women, nor the #1 cancer killer. It just has so much PR and celebrity pimping that it gets undue attention when there are much more prevalent causes of morbidity and mortality out there for women, like heart disease (#1 killer), lung cancer (#1 cancer), ovarian cancer (very lethal cancer in women), and so on.
Or (gasp!) someone could pay the slightest bit of attention to prostate cancer (leading cancer in men, #2 cause of cancer death)....but nah, women and their problems are more important
Every season the NFL wears all that fvcking pink for breast cancer and it irritates to me no end. Men are dying, and it's a male sport, so raise awareness of male illness. Breast cancer gets entirely too much attention, and i have no idea who these women are who don't know they're supposed to get checked for it yet.