http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4au5bIOc4Kw
Is this what passes as humor these days?! talk about hitting below the belt.
Is this what passes as humor these days?! talk about hitting below the belt.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
"Katherine Heigl Hates Balls"
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
True.DJDamage said:
But you also have to understand the value of Shock Advertising and Dark Humor. Powerful and effective.
Colossus
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Katherine Heigl just seems like a ****y b!tch.
Or (gasp!) someone could pay the slightest bit of attention to prostate cancer (leading cancer in men, #2 cause of cancer death)....but nah, women and their problems are more important
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Funny, breast cancer isnt even the #1 killer of women, nor the #1 cancer killer. It just has so much PR and celebrity pimping that it gets undue attention when there are much more prevalent causes of morbidity and mortality out there for women, like heart disease (#1 killer), lung cancer (#1 cancer), ovarian cancer (very lethal cancer in women), and so on.Espi said:
Or (gasp!) someone could pay the slightest bit of attention to prostate cancer (leading cancer in men, #2 cause of cancer death)....but nah, women and their problems are more important
."The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Well the joke is that she's known for being a talentless harpy shrew, so you know, she'd be perfect for this? It's sorta meta that way. She thinks she's playing a talentless harpy shrew ironically, when in actuality she's just being the way everyone thinks she really is.
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what in the blue phuck...I'm speechless
How come this phucks career isnt finished over this? And where the hell are all the jokey jokes about cutting out a kunt or tits?
This is some next level stuff men have now.
How come this phucks career isnt finished over this? And where the hell are all the jokey jokes about cutting out a kunt or tits?
This is some next level stuff men have now.
Check out Kath's new scene in her new movie (fast forward to 0:50):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Y2uXjsKjs
Its so funny! hahaha! you can clearly see the humor at what she is doing! if the situation was reversed I am sure it would have been funny as well!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Y2uXjsKjs
Its so funny! hahaha! you can clearly see the humor at what she is doing! if the situation was reversed I am sure it would have been funny as well!!
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Where'd you pull this from DJDAMAGE?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
Well the video's been removed now, but I hope someone gives her a pink sock and posts that sh!t on youtube.
scrouds
Master Don Juan
She's hot, but you can get better porn surfing the net.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Colossus said:Katherine Heigl just seems like a ****y b!tch.
Funny, breast cancer isnt even the #1 killer of women, nor the #1 cancer killer. It just has so much PR and celebrity pimping that it gets undue attention when there are much more prevalent causes of morbidity and mortality out there for women, like heart disease (#1 killer), lung cancer (#1 cancer), ovarian cancer (very lethal cancer in women), and so on.
Or (gasp!) someone could pay the slightest bit of attention to prostate cancer (leading cancer in men, #2 cause of cancer death)....but nah, women and their problems are more important
Every season the NFL wears all that fvcking pink for breast cancer and it irritates to me no end. Men are dying, and it's a male sport, so raise awareness of male illness. Breast cancer gets entirely too much attention, and i have no idea who these women are who don't know they're supposed to get checked for it yet.