Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

Read more...

I've been addicted to porn since I was 12

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

corrector

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 12, 2009
Messages
10,391
Reaction score
4,058
OK guys, I have a confession to make. For a long time I had a ghost in my house. He would come into my room, and masturbate into my mouth. Pretty disgusting, right?

I hired all kinds of priests and spiritualists to come and try and exorcise my house. I thought maybe if it was successful, I might end up in one of those found footage movies on Netflix.

But none of the ghost hunters could help. Every night, like clockwork, the guy would float into my room, and right when I woke up he'd be standing there grinning and I'd get the money shot right into my open snoring mouth.

But then a friend recommended I see a psychiatrist. I didn't know psychiatrists could help with ghosts, but I was willing to try anything.

Well, she hypnotized me and it turns out there never WAS a ghost. Do you believe that?

I'd been money shotting myself in the face all this time.

I've still got serious psychological problems, but at least I don't have to worry about a ghost any more.

So I got THAT going for me.

Which is nice.

I think...
Are you making fun with my hooker-ghost attack narrative? You see, people seem to think you are joking around but never question my post. That's not cool to make fun of the paranormal sufferings of others. What I experienced was real. I would not wish that on anyone.
Also don't say the Lord's name in vain like that. Call on His name to save you.
 

zekko

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 6, 2009
Messages
16,755
Reaction score
9,955
Anyone watch The Orville last night?
They had an episode on porn addiction.
Bortus was using the holodeck (they call it the Environmental Simulator) to satisfy his urges. Pretty bizarre.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Serenity

Moderator
Joined
Aug 19, 2013
Messages
5,150
Reaction score
5,056
Age
35
Location
Eye of the storm
Young bucks are so naive.

That’s why I like young women: I can say anything and they’ll believe me.
I'm not naive, that's why I'm questioning it. It sounds made up, but either it's very well made up or it's a true story.
 

taiyuu_otoko

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 10, 2008
Messages
5,756
Reaction score
4,825
Location
象外
satisfy his urges. Pretty bizarre.
You're saying that if you had your own holodeck that could produce realistic women in every way you wouldn't be in their every night having a marathon gangbang with perfectly proportioned porn stars?

If aliens wanted to get rid of humans so they could take over all they would need is give us holodeck technology. Nobody would leave their house and we would be gone in one generation.
 

zekko

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 6, 2009
Messages
16,755
Reaction score
9,955
You're saying that if you had your own holodeck that could produce realistic women in every way you wouldn't be in their every night having a marathon gangbang with perfectly proportioned porn stars?
Ha, it wasn't the idea of using the holodeck for porn that was bizarre, it was seeing this odd looking alien creature (whose species are all males) go in there and act out his fantasies. Not your usual TV fare.

Seth McFarland did break some ground by showing what that kind of technology would really be used for lol. The closest they had come to that in Star Trek was having a few characters develop crushes on holodeck chsracters (Riker and LeFeorge, to name two).
 

corrector

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 12, 2009
Messages
10,391
Reaction score
4,058
Just warning you guys of horrors of porn

I don't approach women because i know I have access to visual images and videos of perfect looking women getting it on with each other
You are looking at lesbian porn. There are lesbians in society. Why would that detract you from approaching women? You worried the women you approach might be a lessie and not like guys? You feel you have the same desires for women as a lesbian?

Did you see the movie "Battle of the Sexes?" Here is a haircut scene:

Nothing bad about this scene, but you think something like that would stop anyone from approaching women too? Is that really a valid argument?
 

foreverAFC

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 31, 2012
Messages
1,202
Reaction score
137
welcome to the club
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

Fzatf

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 18, 2012
Messages
403
Reaction score
221
Age
38
Location
USA
really terrible habit. I'm on vacation in Florida right now and I've staying up very late to masturbate multiple times while my dad is asleep. I sometimes fap 7 times a day on my time off from work. I absolutely love porn.

it's really atrocious. I started watching porn before I had any real interaction with women. Its probably 2nd biggest reason I'm in this gigantic hole (along with being fat). I just didn't know how to interact with women cause I only saw them in porn - developed a horrible attitude towards them. If i had a normal younger years in terms of development with women, i probably would have married one of hotties from my college.
Porn and relieving the boys is a great feeling. Best when done with hot women. However, 7 times a day is a bit much. Is once a day not enough? I haven't done 7 times a day since I was a teenager and even then it was a rare event partially creates out of boredom and extreme horniness.
 
Top