I've been addicted to porn since I was 12

[NiceBarn]

Super duper cereal!

Manbearpig is on right now lol

 

[spinich]

Dave, have to wonder if it is gay porn that you are attracted to....

 

[corrector]

OK guys, I have a confession to make. For a long time I had a ghost in my house. He would come into my room, and masturbate into my mouth. Pretty disgusting, right?

I hired all kinds of priests and spiritualists to come and try and exorcise my house. I thought maybe if it was successful, I might end up in one of those found footage movies on Netflix.

But none of the ghost hunters could help. Every night, like clockwork, the guy would float into my room, and right when I woke up he'd be standing there grinning and I'd get the money shot right into my open snoring mouth.

But then a friend recommended I see a psychiatrist. I didn't know psychiatrists could help with ghosts, but I was willing to try anything.

Well, she hypnotized me and it turns out there never WAS a ghost. Do you believe that?

I'd been money shotting myself in the face all this time.

I've still got serious psychological problems, but at least I don't have to worry about a ghost any more.

So I got THAT going for me.

Which is nice.

I think...

Are you making fun with my hooker-ghost attack narrative? You see, people seem to think you are joking around but never question my post. That's not cool to make fun of the paranormal sufferings of others. What I experienced was real. I would not wish that on anyone.
Also don't say the Lord's name in vain like that. Call on His name to save you.

 

[guru1000]

No offense, but are you being serious?

Young bucks are so naive.

That’s why I like young women: I can say anything and they’ll believe me.

 

[zekko]

Anyone watch The Orville last night?
They had an episode on porn addiction.
Bortus was using the holodeck (they call it the Environmental Simulator) to satisfy his urges. Pretty bizarre.

 

[Serenity]

Young bucks are so naive.

That’s why I like young women: I can say anything and they’ll believe me.

I'm not naive, that's why I'm questioning it. It sounds made up, but either it's very well made up or it's a true story.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

satisfy his urges. Pretty bizarre.

You're saying that if you had your own holodeck that could produce realistic women in every way you wouldn't be in their every night having a marathon gangbang with perfectly proportioned porn stars?

If aliens wanted to get rid of humans so they could take over all they would need is give us holodeck technology. Nobody would leave their house and we would be gone in one generation.

 

[zekko]

You're saying that if you had your own holodeck that could produce realistic women in every way you wouldn't be in their every night having a marathon gangbang with perfectly proportioned porn stars?

Ha, it wasn't the idea of using the holodeck for porn that was bizarre, it was seeing this odd looking alien creature (whose species are all males) go in there and act out his fantasies. Not your usual TV fare.

Seth McFarland did break some ground by showing what that kind of technology would really be used for lol. The closest they had come to that in Star Trek was having a few characters develop crushes on holodeck chsracters (Riker and LeFeorge, to name two).

 

[corrector]

Just warning you guys of horrors of porn

I don't approach women because i know I have access to visual images and videos of perfect looking women getting it on with each other

You are looking at lesbian porn. There are lesbians in society. Why would that detract you from approaching women? You worried the women you approach might be a lessie and not like guys? You feel you have the same desires for women as a lesbian?

Did you see the movie "Battle of the Sexes?" Here is a haircut scene:

Nothing bad about this scene, but you think something like that would stop anyone from approaching women too? Is that really a valid argument?

 

[foreverAFC]

welcome to the club

 

[Fzatf]

really terrible habit. I'm on vacation in Florida right now and I've staying up very late to masturbate multiple times while my dad is asleep. I sometimes fap 7 times a day on my time off from work. I absolutely love porn.

it's really atrocious. I started watching porn before I had any real interaction with women. Its probably 2nd biggest reason I'm in this gigantic hole (along with being fat). I just didn't know how to interact with women cause I only saw them in porn - developed a horrible attitude towards them. If i had a normal younger years in terms of development with women, i probably would have married one of hotties from my college.

Porn and relieving the boys is a great feeling. Best when done with hot women. However, 7 times a day is a bit much. Is once a day not enough? I haven't done 7 times a day since I was a teenager and even then it was a rare event partially creates out of boredom and extreme horniness.