"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I've been addicted to porn since I was 12
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
corrector
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Are you making fun with my hooker-ghost attack narrative? You see, people seem to think you are joking around but never question my post. That's not cool to make fun of the paranormal sufferings of others. What I experienced was real. I would not wish that on anyone.
Also don't say the Lord's name in vain like that. Call on His name to save you.
guru1000
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Young bucks are so naive.
That’s why I like young women: I can say anything and they’ll believe me.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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I'm not naive, that's why I'm questioning it. It sounds made up, but either it's very well made up or it's a true story.
taiyuu_otoko
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You're saying that if you had your own holodeck that could produce realistic women in every way you wouldn't be in their every night having a marathon gangbang with perfectly proportioned porn stars?
If aliens wanted to get rid of humans so they could take over all they would need is give us holodeck technology. Nobody would leave their house and we would be gone in one generation.
zekko
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Ha, it wasn't the idea of using the holodeck for porn that was bizarre, it was seeing this odd looking alien creature (whose species are all males) go in there and act out his fantasies. Not your usual TV fare.
Seth McFarland did break some ground by showing what that kind of technology would really be used for lol. The closest they had come to that in Star Trek was having a few characters develop crushes on holodeck chsracters (Riker and LeFeorge, to name two).
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You are looking at lesbian porn. There are lesbians in society. Why would that detract you from approaching women? You worried the women you approach might be a lessie and not like guys? You feel you have the same desires for women as a lesbian?
Did you see the movie "Battle of the Sexes?" Here is a haircut scene:
Nothing bad about this scene, but you think something like that would stop anyone from approaching women too? Is that really a valid argument?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Porn and relieving the boys is a great feeling. Best when done with hot women. However, 7 times a day is a bit much. Is once a day not enough? I haven't done 7 times a day since I was a teenager and even then it was a rare event partially creates out of boredom and extreme horniness.