The Mayans said 2012 will be the end right....need further proof 
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/is-snooki-pregnant--rumors-swirl-on-the-web.html
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/is-snooki-pregnant--rumors-swirl-on-the-web.html
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Its the stupid ones that breed
- Thread starter Burroughs
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
I try and stay positive about things like this. I hope that the stupid ones like this make it easier for the smart ones like me.
But it's Snookie who is drowning herself in hundred dollar bills, not me. So who really is the sucker here?
But it's Snookie who is drowning herself in hundred dollar bills, not me. So who really is the sucker here?
oneboy21
Senior Don Juan
I thought she would be walking in the foot steps of Kardashian by making a sex tape to become popular!
5string
Master Don Juan
Touche Danger!Danger said:
If I had an inbred female cat, I'd name it Snookie.
5string
Master Don Juan
We did make a sex tape.oneboy21 said:
Danger has it. Wanted to watch it while he spanked his weasel
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
5string
Master Don Juan
:crackup:Danger said:
eeeeewwww!
Danger - 1
5string - zip
Was still a good tape though huh?
5string
Master Don Juan
Me n SnookieNutz said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Dear Burroughs,
Your Headline says it all...We are breeding from the bottom end of the genetic pile....For the first time in recorded History,Evolution has been turned on its head,there is a genetic disadvantage in being intelligent!
Your Headline says it all...We are breeding from the bottom end of the genetic pile....For the first time in recorded History,Evolution has been turned on its head,there is a genetic disadvantage in being intelligent!