The Mayans said 2012 will be the end right....need further proof 
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/is-snooki-pregnant--rumors-swirl-on-the-web.html
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/is-snooki-pregnant--rumors-swirl-on-the-web.html
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Its the stupid ones that breed
- Thread starter Burroughs
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
I try and stay positive about things like this. I hope that the stupid ones like this make it easier for the smart ones like me.
But it's Snookie who is drowning herself in hundred dollar bills, not me. So who really is the sucker here?
But it's Snookie who is drowning herself in hundred dollar bills, not me. So who really is the sucker here?
oneboy21
Senior Don Juan
I thought she would be walking in the foot steps of Kardashian by making a sex tape to become popular!
5string
Master Don Juan
Touche Danger!Danger said:
If I had an inbred female cat, I'd name it Snookie.
5string
Master Don Juan
We did make a sex tape.oneboy21 said:
Danger has it. Wanted to watch it while he spanked his weasel
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
5string
Master Don Juan
:crackup:Danger said:
eeeeewwww!
Danger - 1
5string - zip
Was still a good tape though huh?
5string
Master Don Juan
Me n SnookieNutz said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Dear Burroughs,
Your Headline says it all...We are breeding from the bottom end of the genetic pile....For the first time in recorded History,Evolution has been turned on its head,there is a genetic disadvantage in being intelligent!
Your Headline says it all...We are breeding from the bottom end of the genetic pile....For the first time in recorded History,Evolution has been turned on its head,there is a genetic disadvantage in being intelligent!