The Mayans said 2012 will be the end right....need further proof 
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/is-snooki-pregnant--rumors-swirl-on-the-web.html
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/is-snooki-pregnant--rumors-swirl-on-the-web.html
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Its the stupid ones that breed
- Thread starter Burroughs
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
I try and stay positive about things like this. I hope that the stupid ones like this make it easier for the smart ones like me.
But it's Snookie who is drowning herself in hundred dollar bills, not me. So who really is the sucker here?
But it's Snookie who is drowning herself in hundred dollar bills, not me. So who really is the sucker here?
oneboy21
Senior Don Juan
I thought she would be walking in the foot steps of Kardashian by making a sex tape to become popular!
5string
Master Don Juan
Touche Danger!Danger said:
If I had an inbred female cat, I'd name it Snookie.
5string
Master Don Juan
We did make a sex tape.oneboy21 said:
Danger has it. Wanted to watch it while he spanked his weasel
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
5string
Master Don Juan
:crackup:Danger said:
eeeeewwww!
Danger - 1
5string - zip
Was still a good tape though huh?
5string
Master Don Juan
Me n SnookieNutz said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Dear Burroughs,
Your Headline says it all...We are breeding from the bottom end of the genetic pile....For the first time in recorded History,Evolution has been turned on its head,there is a genetic disadvantage in being intelligent!
Your Headline says it all...We are breeding from the bottom end of the genetic pile....For the first time in recorded History,Evolution has been turned on its head,there is a genetic disadvantage in being intelligent!