"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Its the stupid ones that breed

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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speed dawg

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I try and stay positive about things like this. I hope that the stupid ones like this make it easier for the smart ones like me.

But it's Snookie who is drowning herself in hundred dollar bills, not me. So who really is the sucker here?
 

oneboy21

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I thought she would be walking in the foot steps of Kardashian by making a sex tape to become popular!
 

5string

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Danger said:
I confess,

I was winging for 5string the other night and he took her home. It's his child.
Touche Danger!

If I had an inbred female cat, I'd name it Snookie. :p
 

5string

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oneboy21 said:
I thought she would be walking in the foot steps of Kardashian by making a sex tape to become popular!
We did make a sex tape.

Danger has it. Wanted to watch it while he spanked his weasel :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Burroughs

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speed dawg said:
But it's Snookie who is drowning herself in hundred dollar bills, not me. So who really is the sucker here?
I have writer friends who wanted to kill themselves after Snooki got her book deal (yeah its funny to think that little meatball got a book deal).
 

Nutz

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5string said:
We did make a sex tape.

Danger has it. Wanted to watch it while he spanked his weasel :D
Who is "we"?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Scaramouche

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Dear Burroughs,
Your Headline says it all...We are breeding from the bottom end of the genetic pile....For the first time in recorded History,Evolution has been turned on its head,there is a genetic disadvantage in being intelligent!
 
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